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ducc-as-fucc · 8 years
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By now, voters are starting to realize that Rick can not live up to his ludicrous promises. I’m endorsing Mop because they have all of the qualities crucial in a leader: compassion, humility, and experience. Most important of all, they have humility. Renowned Montessori chef and Mop-endorser Marcus Peterson said it best: We are stepping up to create jobs. Make a part of your friends and establishment politics and defeat. Our team has made huge contributions to send you now more important. The enthusiasm unmatched by any candidate on our future. In the next three weeks, Mop announced their plan. That is why we've seen grassroots enthusiasm unmatched by any candidate on either side of your support, and momentum is leading in the gap in the gap in the country and state polls! It's time to be on our movement. We've built a part of people in the polls, and establishment thinking to people like you now more than ever. What a critical time. If you're proud to win. It’s hard to deny the power of such stirring words. You know what needs to be done. Vote for Mop. Thank you for your support, Ducc-as-fucc #ElectMop #MopIn2016
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I was tagged by @insolis thanks!
Spell your name In songs!-
P-Polarize- Twenty one pilots  R- Ride- Twenty one pilots A-Alright-Kendrick Lamar  N-Not Today- Twenty one pilots  I-I Write Sins Not Tragedies -P!ATD L-Love Yourself- Justine Bieber
Why did you choose your url? -Because it reflects who i am
What is your middle name? -Motherfucking
If you could be any mythical creature what would you be? -Probably a Vampire
Favourite Colour? -Black
Song you like right now? -Its a mixture of a few diffrent songs from different genres 
Top 4 Fandoms? -Spongebob Fandom. The Pinapple’s fandom in How I Met Your Mother, Devos Fandom and the guy who invented the found milk
 @sunflowerjude @migueword @robscribbles @pointless-ginger @super-maxine-caulfield @thederpartist @a-fucking-camel
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Saw this and honestly probably laughed way to hard.
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Honestly...
There’s enough jokes
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please tell me no one has done this yet
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@itsouji you said you liked pole vaulting?
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Bad ass. Smart ass. Great ass.
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Tyler Joseph + Josh Dun (twenty one pilots) signing your blog
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here in my gar͙̟̗̳̲͠a͓̻̬̝ą̭͉̤aA͏̳̞̦ͅA̦̰͚̼͎͎̼A̴a̮͚̝̯͖͙a͡a̟̞̳̯̳̯̰a͙͕̙͚g͕̤̘͔e͓̖ͅ just bought this uh..new lamborghini here fun to drive up here in the hollywood hills but you know what i like a lot more thanKNOWLEDGE! this uh..new lamborghini here but you know what i like more than my new lamborghini here my tedex talk where i talk about this ᶰᵉʷ ᶫᵃᵐᵇᵒʳᵍʰᶦᶰᶦ ʰᵉʳᵉ the ǝɥʇ the ǝɥʇ th͈̳̖̪̥̬h̤̙̮̮̮͍̠h̺͈h̭̜̺h̦͙̹͙͉̘̲hh͇̺̖̣̪̦͙h͓̩͔͈͎̭͡h͈̜h̹̮̰̩̘͓̺͜ḩ̼̞͇̼h̻̬̦̺̫͇ḫ͙̣̟̪ in fact i’m a lot more proud of the 7 new hollywood hills that i had to get installed to hold 200 new lamborghinis (silence while mouth moves) THE it’s like the buffet warren billionare says, the more you earn the more you DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS in fact. the real reason why i keep this lamborghini here..is the real reason i keep thisLAMBORGHNI here is that it’s a reminder, a reminder that drears still possible because it wasn’t that long ago that i was in a little lamborghini, sleepin, on bookshelves in the hollywood hills with only FOURTY Seven billion dollars in my bank account and only FOURTY Seven lamborghinis in my lamborghini account and only FOURTY Seven hills in my hollywood account and only FOURTY Seven tedex talk where i talk about warren buffet in my TEDEXTALK WHERE I TALK ABOUT warren buffet account. but you know what? something happened that changed my life. i bumped into a LAMBORGHINI and another LAMBORGHINI and a few more LAMBORGHINIS. i found 5 lamborghinis. i don’t call it money anymore i call it FUEL UNITS. you must have enough fuel units! you must have enough lamborghinis. you must Ć͓̣̟̥Ọ̠̬͕̠̺ͅN̝͢S͓̟̤͇͔͚̙T̬͉̝̙̘̟R̫̻U̬̱C҉̲̥̬̪̜T̖͇̗͟ͅ ̖͙̥͎A̺͓̮̥̼̜̘͢DD̸̜̦͙͉I̙̺͈̰T͎̫̺͙͖͖͉̕Ì̖O͎̞N͙͕̺͜A͉L̢̤͙ ̖̫Ṕ͚̼̭̫Y̛̭̳̭̖̲̗Ḷ̳͞O̴͍̳̖̟̭̖N̸̼͕̞͔̗̟̯S̼̪͍̲̪̥͘. i’ll see you on my website, it’s a quick video and uh..you’ll see there absolutely nOTHING
HELP ME I M DYING.
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lamborghini wars: the meme awakens
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