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you don't like mourning dove? hwoo hoo hoo hoo?
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A Grown Ass Man, Married, and a Father of three.
*Pets and kisses his head*
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Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one
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Please do your daily click!
This is a great way for people without any funds or no ways to contact their representatives can help out!! 🍉🍉🍉 (link below)
Free Palestine
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I want to make a fort. a fort made of blankets with a cardboard door. only cool people allowed in
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Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”
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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
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wait holy shit dude you think being horny is a biological thing? oh my god that’s been disproven for years [pulls out my phone to read wikipedia to you] “sexual arousal (also known as sexual excitement) describes the psychokinetic response to leylines intersecting over areas of the brain dedicated to conceptualizing fear”
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
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This war has to stop. Israel is stopping aid from getting into Gaza and people are starving.
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I'm the "voting is good" guy but I intend to direct basically all of my you-should-vote energy next year towards the reelection of the 18 progressives who've stuck their necks out to call for an Israeli-Palestinian ceasefire. They've dedicated themselves to a basic standard of human decency, and for it they will be punished with an immense tidal wave of financial and political resources seeking to get them kicked out of office, to say nothing of the threats against their lives. Biden's on his own.
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