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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#I'm hot funny and can drive #i took dance for 10 years but didn't learn anything g #cant spell #can't cook #can't do math to save my life

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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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Super cool!!

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

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Marj has zero chill. It's so fun-

She'll go from having a regular day to throwing so much shade on some poor bastard like it's nothing

I just love Marjan.

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FUCKING LOVE MARJANNNNN

SHES THE BEST

GIRL IS ALWAYS READY TO THROW HANDS AND I RESPECT THE HELL OUTTA HER

I just love Marjan.

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hello beloveds ☺️

#love y'all

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

#literally cannot sleep without my lil buddies #i have an ikea shark #and my giant stuffed bear i use instead of a pillow #their names are Blahaj Blast and Missus Bear

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO GET THERE OH MY GODDDD

Evan Buckley is a filthy, filthy homosexual oh my god

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My sister and I were named with alternating vowels. She got A and I. I got E and O.

so i changed my name-

For the purposes of this poll please just stick to birth names! I'd like to do another poll for names people chose themselves later in life.

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#7:45 #i have to go to school #im not excited #i have a test tomorrow and my thesis due in two weeks #i wanna go back to bed

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Definitely. Just gotta find the time for it yk?

I’m aroace except for a character with the same first name as me

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I was a fan of Lonestar before I watched Regular 911 and uh-

It's kinda 👀

And I've only watched season 6 of 911-

I'm,,bad at this :))

I’m aroace except for a character with the same first name as me

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I know right??

Sometimes it feels like 911 and Lonestar are allergic to queer men being happy

I’m aroace except for a character with the same first name as me

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i fucking love 911 omg-

Buck is such a sweetheart too :O

I’m aroace except for a character with the same first name as me