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obsessed w/him actually

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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both

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🥳🎉happy birthday!!!🎁✨ found out your birthday just in time😉

Oh my word this is so embarrassing. It has been two months

Extremely belated thank you!!! I don’t even know how I missed this wow 😆😭 It was so sweet of you to send something and then I just. ignored it oh dear haha

#another classic of Rachel accidentally ignores her friends : D

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"Shaymin and Roselia" I created this Pokémon fanart traditionally with watercolors on a small ATC (artist trading card) format ♫ Size: 3,5 by 2,5 inch > Please do not repost, recreate, edit or trace, thanks~ :3 Reblogs are appreciated (ꈍᴗꈍ)

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Just learned about garden path sentences.

They’re basically a literary prank– the sentence starts out in such a way that you think you know where it’s going, but the way it ends completely changes the meaning while still being a complete and logical sentence. Usually it deals with double meanings, or with words that can be multiple parts of speech, like nouns and verbs or nouns and adjectives.

So we get gems like

The old man the boat. (The old people are manning the boat)

The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families. (The apartment complex is home to both married and single soldiers, plus their families)

The prime number few. (People who are excellent are few in number.)

The cotton clothing is usually made of grows in Mississipi. (The cotton that clothing is made of)

The man who hunts ducks out on weekends. (As in he ducks out of his responsibilities)

We painted the wall with cracks. (The cracked wall is the one that was pained.)

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#i should show this to my kid brother lol he’s almost done with the last one #he loves making lists and having things all in one place so I bet he would love to see these all put together

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At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

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The only acceptable ads should be shit like "groceries on sale" and "free event at the local library"

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i want to live in the woods but i also want boba

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I love being a normal girl and not watching football

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Just as a reminder you can write entire pieces of JUST exploratory and speculation for your own WIP or story and they don't have to go anywhere. You are not beholden to a character arc or a rising and falling action with a conclusion. Sometimes you just wanna write a side scene with some characters doing some things. Or you need to just need to write what would amount to an academic paper about a certain landscape in your story. Like that's also fine.

Also these things don't need endings. When you finish them they're done. Even if it's in the 'middle' of something. You got out the part you wanted and now you're done and you satisfied the plot bunny demanding blood sacrifice of you writing that specific scene right now. Congrats you're done now.

Don't let the editor in your mind steal your joy of writing your silly little story. The mind editor is the thief of joy.

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Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

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Make actors learn how to tap dance and do random tap numbers in the middle of movies again

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