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– You'll be alright

– You going to live

I'm posting the same photos again. But only for one, one quote above turned out to be true. Thorin and Bilbo could be happy too. I really wanted them to be happy too.

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I've had the key for about 2 months now and I just got the acorn at an Oddities expo ✨ Saw the acorn and realized what I could do since I have the key already so I bought it 😂

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I’m ugly laughing

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the true antagonist of the hobbit is that little bitch bird that woke up smaug with its fucking beak trying to crack open a nut

what a bitch

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dwalin: the hobbit’s so short.

thorin: i could put a few inches in him.

dwalin: what?

thorin: what?

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BotFA post credit scene was so good i had to draw it ❤

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Bilbo: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Thorin: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Bilbo: … Bilbo: You mean ring bearER, right? Thorin: … Bilbo: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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I love that I think Bilbo is gay and has found a company of dwarves whose majority are gay. And coincidentally, the most handsome dwarf who is also the hereditary king is gay. If this isn't luck!!

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All I'm saying is that Frodo's appearance perfectly resembles what a child would look like between Bilbo and Thorin.. Y'know.. that's all

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anyways

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gay people can never say i love you it’s always gotta be some shit like “i look absurd,” “it is a gift, a token of our friendship. true friends are hard to come by.”

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he really didn't know what's about to hit him (or who)

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Thorin: Are you gay?

Bilbo: Pardon??!!

Thorin: Are you ok?

Bilbo: oh... Yes, I think yes! And you?

Thorin: Yes, both of them!

Bilbo: ??

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Smaug ghost-wrote this before interrupting the moment.

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thorin fucked that hobbit on the road to erebor broke back mountain style and then died saying “u were such a good FRIEND bilbo”. what an ATROCIOUS situationship my god

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(sits down to make serious traditional art)

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