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ENVER GORTASH & THE DARK URGE

#bg3 #gortash #thank you alex <3

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shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke

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don't they know they're making love to one already dead

#bg3 #astarion

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

#ideal kansas. we should do this with Colorado also

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love is stored in the friend who reads your fanfiction

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Twin boys

#alex is this all i am to you. be honest. im scheduling this to post when you're awake so you see it.

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Roll playfully and offer him your neck

#bg3 #astarion #yeah. yeah. yeah.

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you know what really gets my goat?

#fact-checked this at least to wikipedia and HELLLOOOOOO????? #also chupacabra called that because of a COMEDIAN?

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writing about him isnt enough i need to bite him

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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Caard

✧ Shall we dance? ✧

#bg3 #astarion #beautiful!!!

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#sailor moon or yu yu hakusho for me #they were on back to back so i dont know which was technically first but to be honest. if im real. i liked yu yu hakusho better.

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Fangs In Your Neck Friday. how we feeling this evening

#happy fangs in your neck friday!!!!!! #thinking about that damn vampire again. the condition is terminal

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#bg3 #malus thorm #act 2 is so fun and so creepy

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I want to make Gortash pay his taxes. Sit him down and really get him frustrated trying to work out deductables and shit.

I have no clue about finances; I just want to see him cry when his expenses don't add up at 3am and he's ruined his form and needs to go to the post office to get a new one. Bitch.

#my legacy in the bg3 fandom will not be the Astarion porn nor the Wyll character studies it will be that I want to fuck this man

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Compilation of Lois Lane being terrible at spelling.

Bonus:

#she's just like me fr