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Hello, Todd, looks like you’re awake. You have built yourself a reputation of disappointing your fans and frustrating your employees with an outdated engine. Let’s play a game; one I’m sure, you’re quite familiar with. Before you is the source code for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Almost all of the bugs expertly ironed out by what loyal fans you have left. There are five bugs left in the game, representing the five different, near-identical versions of the game. Each bug contains a number in the code that is part of the combination used to unlock the chains binding your wrists. For each time the game crashes, a bar in the ceiling above your head will slide away revealing a crate filled with unsold copies of Skyrim: Legendary Edition for the Xbox 360. Once there is no longer any supports, the crate will come crashing down, and Skyrim will be “released” upon its final platform: your broken body.

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I love when people are like “this character is a war criminal” and show a character from a setting where we have no idea what the rules of war are. Like yeah they’re a torturer or murderer or whatever but if you wanna call them a criminal over it you gotta back it up with some kind of indication of what things might be in their conventions.

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starting a collection

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Stuart Dunkel - Jelly Belly, 2021

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I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

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via

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Art by Teo Skaffa

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Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.

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It’s always “sup” and never “Howl ! Calcifer ! It’s me, Sophie! I know how to help you now! Find me in the future!”

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Good evening Mr. Arsonist, do you know how the stock market works?

how dare you imagine i'm capable of math

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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

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Yes this character is evil but have you considered that the song that plays while they commit atrocities is a fucking banger

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i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.

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「START:DASH!!」 dance cover with lube on the floor

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