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#the bl they were looking for in the original scene was bara fun fact

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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

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beyond parody

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tomodachi life isnt that fun

I'm sure we're all adults now so can I say something that might get people mad at me

#TO ME

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I'm sure we're all adults now so can I say something that might get people mad at me

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#patrat and caterpie #ooooo we're gonna DIE

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okay I'm gonan be blatant. I was fully planning to kill myself if the meds didnt work but now they did and I just have no clue what to do now

#sky don't look

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they need to invent newer awesomesauce ways to kill myself

and then you think it couldnt get worse, you're relating to a mother mother song

#sky don't look #vent tw

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and then you think it couldnt get worse, you're relating to a mother mother song

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ooooo I have GOT to sacrifice myself in your name

#I need that 'who do you think gave the heart' thing #but I give the heart

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i was introduced to the concept of infighting in the gay community when squidward made fun of spongebob for his pretty patties

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I have the pencil sharpner finally but there isn't any way to get the blade out of it. idk if my mom knew I'd try something but still

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she's literally meeeeee

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NEEDY GIRL OVERDOSE RUN WITH MY STICK

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im going to (remembers i cant kill myself) fix my heart and build an altar where it swells

#I will not make annoying comment I will not make an annoying comment