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might've made percy a little in love w wyatt in the 'wyatt works under duress for the ministry bc they have ben in azkaban' au but you know what. it makes sense.

#it doesnt go anywhere because wyatt dies but percy does have a 'huh' moment when wyatt offers him a safe way to escape the ministry #wyatt is the embodiement of what percy wants to be #he's smart and handsome and so elegant in a way that distracts percy from his work sometimes #and he's so nice to percy when he literally has no reason to #oc: wyatt

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#i think we had floods for sure #chemical incidents and nuclear reactor accident

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back at the ER because my lungs decided they were on strike so that's fun but damn, the amount of people coughing like crazy but not wearing a mask is super concerning

#its concerning to me as someone whose lungs are weak af #but also concerning as in?? #covid? you may have heard of it? stop coughing in my face and wear a damn mask

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lee jordan versus desperately trying not to call charles weasley a dilf

#harry dies in that one so charlie ends up helping andromeda raise teddy #bc he and tonks were besties and tonks had (jokingly) told him he was second choice for godfather if something happened to harry #so he drops romania and moves in with andromeda #he starts to work at the ministry and drives percy absolutely mad #and lee’s old crush gets reignited so hard when he sees charlie with a baby and hes so conflicted abt this #not for long tho and they end up driving percy mad (again) bc they flirt using ministry memos #percy is So Tired of those gay antics but mostly because he doesn’t get any gay antics of his own so far #george is mostly tired and asking lee not to call charlie a dilf #ginny and luna are mostly cheering him on #also featuring a lot of people grieving tonks as herself and not at a mother or a wife #charlie depression o’clock! also andromeda as a widow and so SO lonely #cassius wip #its going to be my work in progress tag

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sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

#yeah!! #having all your little (gigantic) data all ordered and shit… i just love it

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petition

we need to bring back anon kink memes in a big way. no one is horny enough anymore. the other night i found a fic on an old kink meme from 2009 that was so well-written and also so raunchy and foul (affectionate) it could have stripped paint off my car. there is something about truly unapologetic filth that can be transcendent and tender and marrow deep and maybe if we all leaned into being anonymous depraved little weirdos again we'd learn how to have more fun.

#i wrote so much porn in those days

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x

#sounds like my ex

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tboy stache is the hottest fucking thing in the world i dont even care

#i was talking abt this earlier!! anyway yeah id look so hot

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Nintendo Game Boy Color Magazine Ad (2001) Dazed & Confused Magazine, Issue 77

#true advertisement #had a gameboy color and i have a lot of gay sex #thats the only way to have good gay sex

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@favoredvassal you with the randolf guys you keep going on about

"this character has 5 mins of screentime how can you like them" WRONG character has 4:30 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME PRECISELY and i LOVE THEM. BABY BRAWL

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i'm up to the beginning of 2005! (to be fair, 2002 had 1 entry, 2003 had none at all, 2004 had less than fifty) it was last updated in 2017 so i have quite the catch up to do. not to mention trying to chase down fics with dead links. this is fun for me.

am i going to spend the next few days/weeks making a database to catalogue (and hopefully recover all the broken links) all the fics in that old harry potter lj rec because i remember reading a lot of bangers on it? yes, i am autistic

#i might share the link if people are interested in reading nearly two decades old hp fics lmao

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gender is Weird. trying (and mostly failing) to grow a mustache because i think id look cool as hell with one (im only slightly pathetic at gender) but i also saw this beautiful green leather purse in the women section at mango and i know gender presentation/identity, the whole dichotomy, clothes having no real gender and besides it's just a goddamn bag, but the gender part of my brain is in Fucking panic mode

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Working on Liz's Ace of Clubs design!

#this looks so good #wish the game would do more w liz

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i think we as a fandom really sleep on the idea of tonks and lee being besties during the war. it'd be utter chaos.

#i feel they'd bully lupin together and he'd just. sigh. but really deep down he enjoys it #also its an excuse to talk abt tonks feeling isolated once she gets pregnant and remus leaves #and im not even mentioning the post war angst potential here #lee jordan #nymphadora tonks

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getting so nostalgic about older fandom spaces where you'd host your fics on your own website

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hphm could be so much more if it wasnt afraid of alienating the players

#it pisses me off that it has a lot of potential to touch some p cool stuff but just goes :) no :) #i also get that it's a game meant for a younger audience probably but ughh let me be evil or at least more morally grey