boba fett's childhood is such an untapped goldmine of uncanny existential horror, even before he loses his father.
like, imagine growing up never seeing another child except those that are identical to you—carbon copies in every way, except their heads are shaved, they're plugged into machines all day, and they never stay children for very long. the ones that survive turn into men who look like your father, but your father calls them cattle, cannon fodder.
you're a clone, too. you should be cattle like them, but your father doesn't call you those things. he says you're his real son and that he loves you.
your father loves you. this is what distinguishes you from the cattle and the canon fodder. your father loves you and that's what makes you a person.
and :) then :) he :) fucking :) dies :)
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When the Arizona Iced Tea hits
Someone add a gif i'm on mobile
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Hello bitches I'm back after a 2 year hiatus because my phone ran out of space from all the cat pics so I had to uninstall tumblr. The age is now correct in my bio
Cat tax:
(There's one less because a bitch died)
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enough religious spam blaze posts here’s my biggest ferret instead
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oh shit i just realized wanda is the final pam of the mcu
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this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever
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starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you
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its me boy im the slug reacting to you live inside your brain
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eating uranium chips this shit is spicy
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