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Etho: Let's get you out of the water for now

Etho: -and onto that convenient unnatural-looking rock.

Etho: You have any blocks on you?

Joe: A crafting table and one leftover plank!

Etho: It'll do.

Joe: Thanks a ton!

Joe: Sooo

Joe: What were you swimming over there for, eh, Etho?

Joe: Let me guess, was it

===ATTENTION TO ALL PLAYERS!===

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#DUDE I MISSED THIS #i’m loving how you used game screenshots #i’m assuming you are using the double life seed and taking the screenshots urself #and it looks rlly cool!!!

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Finally, you're going to find out your serendipitous soulmate! Your preordained partner! Your begrudging bff!

...or not

Joe: ???

Etho: Oh yeah, that's normal.

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BY THE POWER OF RNG, THE SOULMATES HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED! Aaaaaa the pairs are actually pretty interesting, I'm excited!!! :D

I'm not planning to reveal everyone's soulmate just yet, but here's proof that it's been done:

Next update soon? Hopefully? I already got a plan for it ohoho

#PLEASPEELAELELWPALE #I NEED THE PAIRS

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Absolutely engrossed by the most mundane, minor subplot of season ten—the wholesale stone deal between Joe Hills and Etho

Etho choosing to get himself into a comical amount of debt to Joe Hills, repeatedly. Because he’s the one who controls how many shulkers he gives for Joe to fill with stone—every empty box dropped off is a 2-diamond debt he’s signing up for

The existence of that debt leading Joe to adjust his build plans somewhat significantly—the roads of his massive community area build are now being outlined in froglights. Because Etho sells froglights. And Etho owed him hundreds of diamonds—so Joe can pay for the absurd amount of froglights he requires by cancelling Etho’s debt and leaving “you owed me” tokens in the payment box.

Joe could just build a froglight farm—but it’s funnier to get it from Etho. And Etho can get froglights a lot easier than he can get diamonds so I imagine he’s happy as well. They could just renegotiate the deal to a straight trade instead of the somewhat convoluted current arrangement—but I bet they won’t. Because it’s goofy, and fun, and most importantly it’s a Bit

I’m pretty sure this is the first real bit the two of them have had together

And I am. Enraptured. I’m cheering as other hermits start to patronize Etho’s stone shop. I’m trying to catch every Joe stream I can for debt updates. At some point over the course of this saga I was forced to admit that I am an actual Joe Hills fan, he’s one of my favs now, heaven help me lol

(And! It’s just really cool that this massive community area of Joe’s is being shaped by the resource needs of the other hermits! It’s like, thematic!)

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"I'm not online enough" Joe Hills you are on tumblr

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Ren: Are you guys making good progress on whatever projects you're on?

Cleo: I've cleared most of my chest moster.

Joe: Yeah, I'm getting so much work done! I've got a hundred and ten chests-- er, no. I've got a hundred and ten shulkers of Etho.

Cleo: Of Etho? Jesus Christ, what have you done to Etho?!

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[45] waiting room

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god that is a SEAMLESS transition, kudos to Skizz

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Saw it was treebark week so enjoy some assorted treebarks 🐺

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

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Two paintings that definitely don't reference a certain Minecraft series on Youtube that I made last November. Noooo these couldnt possibly be referencing anything..

(Please don't mind the mistakes and please be nice, I'm just a little guy who likes to make art : J)

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ok but zedaphs hc9 pov is hillarious bc he gives ZERO context for the crossover. hes just doing his thing and then hes suddenly like "and i have the perfect guy for this zedvancement. pixlriffs." precedes to not explain anything. iconic. man really does not care about ANYTHING going on outside whatever hole hes building in

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FULL PIC OF THE MUMBO COSPLAY!!

(i made the box + pants )

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🙏 What an exciting team for MCC!!! 💕

🔻Full versions!🔻

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<Docm77> heyo, behave ßplease, I am streaming <Docm77> lol <ZombieCleo> ...so no cussing? <Docm77> fuck no

DOC YOU'RE THE BEST LMAO

Edit: screenshot from Doc’s stream on 28th of April

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sitcom ass image

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on a list of dumb shit i know:

the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.

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Alright, since I haven't seen this yet:

#gotta stay loyal to 6 #but 1 was really good but i haven’t finished it

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Yknow what fuck this. I'm going to make a new minecraft world and do whatever the fuck I like.

It's gonna be on easy

Keep inventory will be on

No mega base just fuck around

Might fix up a village

Take a good few weeks to get elytra

Everything is going so fast. There's no need to minmax. Just chill out

#YEAHHH #THATS HOW I PLAY #keep inv easy difficulty #i use /locate because i hate the nether and want to leave asap #do whatever you want forever!!!