Hello! I'm EBK. I am a fanfiction writer, mostly on Ao3. You can find my work at https://archiveofourown.org/users/Embarassedbutkinky/pseuds/Embarassedbutkinky
If you're interested in supporting me, I have a KOFI account and I'm open to commissions! 😁 ahttps://ko-fi.com/G2G5TZD5
my current headcanon is that steven was an overly safe driver when he’d just gotten his license but turns into whatever that opening was later sdkadsj
and he gets a talking-to for driving too slow.
(this is in ocean town because beach city doesn’t have police apparently?? the countryside has more patrolling than BC). ((also.. forgive any mistakes because 1. i know next to nothing about cars, driving or getting pulled over, and 2: i know even less about american traffic lmao))
Dragonborn: You like to be the center of attention and you have a knack for dramatic flair— Or you just really like lizards.
Dwarf: You’re short and you have a lot of pent up anger about it. You’re also the kind of person who adheres to the ten second rule when food hits the ground.
Elf: You’re maybe a little bit pretentious but mainly you like the idea of fucking off to the woods and never having to deal with idiots again. Also you are probably gay.
Gnome: You are the manic pixie dream girl and/or you are a bastard without limits. You might have picked the class as a joke but now you would never pick anything else.
Half-Elf: You’re a really friendly person but you’re too shy to initiate conversation so you just let people come to you first and then someone mentions one (1) thing you’re into and you implode.
Halfling: You really are just Motherfucker Unlimited, huh? You like to cause chaos and you will probably kill at least one NPC unprompted.
Half-Orc: Either you are a woman and you are a lesbian or you are a man and you drink your respect women juice either way you have a thing for big arms.
Goliath: Your favorite character in any movie, show, or book, is the gentle giant. You are desperate for love and affection from your friends but too shy to admit it.
Genasi: Kind of depends on the element, but generally you either are an extrovert or would be if you had just a little more self confidence.
Aasimar: You either play this character straight and you are a perfect cinnamon roll or you play the “fallen angel” and you are an absolute edgelord, no in between.
Aarakocra: You are either a furry or you just can’t stand the idea of someone having the same character as you so you picked the one you’ve never heard of before. Also flight. The fact you can fly was a big deal.
Human: You like to keep your options open and you don’t like the idea of anything being handed to you. You’re a hard worker but also you have commitment issues.
Omg, just discovered that there's a manga version of the fanfic Pillow Talk by Embarrassedbutkinky. If you haven't read it yet, ... what the hell? It's fluffy and funny and kinky at the same time, starts during the infamous 3 years gap, still ongoing (around dbs time now), and it's great Vegebul, so great, I cannot emphasize enough on the canoneness of this fic.
So, me happy that artists've drawn it, I luuuv the art, and it's so great to see the first chapters in manga form 😍 Go read, guys ! 👇🏻