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There's a penismp wiki! We should write the lore there and make character pages!

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(sound on) this is proof that we are the most powerful of the mcyt platforms /j

we are the legend of the penis

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Keep reading

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Look I might be a c!Penis apologist, but like honestly? What happened in Bong Bong Town was NOT his fault, if c!Ben Dover hadn’t stolen his Radical Pee Pee Pen then c!Penis wouldn’t of been forced to level the town and c!8008135 wouldn’t of lost their first life. Like c!Ben Dover was being totally unreasonable

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Hot Take, but S4 so far has sucked pretty bad. I mean, more people than me have pointed out that the narrative has completely vindicated penisunavailable’s choices, even though S3 ended with the implication that his murder of pisskink420 would be followed up by … some sort of turning point?

I mean, just looking at his personal conflict, it seemed pretty clear that the writing had been building up to some sort of catharsis regarding his descent, especially as he mirrored all the choices of admiral_anus in S1 – who was pretty explicitly the villain of S1, because as discussed before his redemption arc wouldn’t even work, if he hadn’t committed genocide against Wetshit-Town beforehand.

(The fact that S2 establishes that you need to get flushed three times, before you get recycled is still such a monumentally bad decision, because it retroactively defamiliarizes the CONCEPT OF DEATH, which is not only a) constantly referred to by name before being … forgotten I guess? and b) robbed the story of a lot of grid that is kinda needed for a pastiche of 30’s gangster-stories that S1 so effortlessly emulates).

Anyways, what I’m trying to get at is that – in order for S4 to still work – they need to embrace their trans-sentimental tendencies! I mean, that’s what we love about shittyfartbaby69’s story! It’s sincerity and emotionality were always it’s strong suit!

And this complete dismantlement of penisunavailabe as an antagonist just does him such a disservice, because it turns this erstwhile genuine and earnest into just … what basically amounts to a farce? I know that some people support it, because penisunavailable is one of the only characters with rabies, but this isn’t the representation you want, trust me!

(Don’t even get me started on the Crucifixion Ball-event, because that was … just horseshit on every front).

Anyway, what I’m saying is that Dilfass is one of the only people that had a good storyline this season.

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if i see any of you donate to ranboo referencing any of the shittypenis saga it’s on sight. this stays quiet

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i see youre all still having fun with your boss milfs and your unavailable genitalia

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friendship ended w dreamsmp, penismp is my new best friend /j

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CUM SQUAD ENTHUSIASTS COME GET YALL JUICE. 4/4 CONTENT HERE WE GO

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graphic design is my passion

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I know we're joking about a Strange Aeons video on this, but the sheer amount of research it would take to make that video accurate as an outsider is insane. You'd first have to understand the Dream SMP, at least on some level, before you could even begin to tap into the PeniSMP. We have developed the lore in such a way that the most famous scene (the electric chair) is debated amongst fans - its unclear which character was actually executed. Everything is canon. It just keeps going. Not to be the nerd at the party, but I'm obsessed.

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what if ranboo makes a penisunavailable reference on stream. wtf happens then

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guys. guys what we done GUYS-

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Let's talk about the electrocution scene.

For those of you new to the fandom, this is the moment when c!penis and c!shitty finally fall out and become sworn enemies (this should be familiar to you who watched the divorce arc).

Now, originally, it was Penis who executed Shitty. If you watched shitty's POV on the 15th, you'll see how the ended the Piss saga with admiral_anus finally reclaiming her throne as the ruler of the PeniSMP.

HOWEVER, if you watched Milfboss's stream on the 17th titled "It all ends here", you'll see that there was a secret second execution scene where Shitty gets his revenge on Penis. I'm not too caught up with c!penis lore but I'm pretty sure this is how he lost his second canon life.

Here's a vod link for anyone interested! (Milf is honestly such an underrated streamer, go check her out)

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Yo what’s penis smp?? I’m confused

the best tldr i can give is:

mcyt-neg person makes a post mocking how mcyt posts sound, making a joke about penisunavaliable and shittyfartbaby69 and an electric chair execution scene.

mcytblr (or more accurately, dsmpblr but the op just said mcytblr) finds the post and start going along with it. ironically. making posts self/twt mocking how we sound talking about the dsmp.

slowly more and more people start talking about this. and next thing you know there's way more that c!penis and c!shitty. and there's actual designs. and there's some semblance of a plot. its still very self/twt mocking, talking about c!-apolgists, c!-antis, shipping, talk of theortical ccs and their boundaries.

and then it starts slipping into a less ironic thing. all within a few hours. basically think of it as a nonsensical improv rp dsmpblr is doing where we rp as extreme fans of a rp smp that isnt real either.

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PENIS SMP CHARACTER REFS!

(I didn't make this. I stole it from the official Penis SMP discord server right here.)

EDIT: User @catusks made this v helpful character sheet so please go ahead and give him a follow!

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GUYS OMGGMGJGM QHAT IF THEY MET 😍😍😍🤩