[Image ID: A flow chart with two branches. The starting point reads "does this character have problems." One branch leads to "yes" then "make them worse," while the other branch leads to "no" then "give them some." End ID.]
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I like boobs!
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Can I have a fact? Please?
All animals have feelings and when they die they go to heaven and we don't
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Cunt
Man came out and just said it. No anon or nothing.
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Every would-be galactic conqueror wants a planet-destroying superweapon, and you’ve had enough. Today, you unveil your masterpiece; a planet-building space station.
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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Yaaaaas 😍
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Gonna start a fundraiser to buy twitter
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Alright you filthy farm animals, come and eat your slop!
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Would you say it's worth it to be a showrunner? I really want to be one and I just want some advice <3 thanks
Despite all my whining, I'd say yeah. I get to finally tell big stories, and that's all I've ever wanted.
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
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