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Hannibal’s lil ✨murder onesie✨ appreciation post

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So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-

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idc if we get a s4 announcement, I just want them to do this again

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Mads: “I’m not a real cannibal I’m sorry.”

Audience: awwww

Mads: “That was worse for you??”

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me when i fuckin uhhh

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Y’all weren’t kidding about this homo cannibal show. I’ve seen gay porn tamer than the eye fucking between these two.

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Nothing changes.

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the faces of two people who showed up late to a convention because they were violently hungover from drinking the night before (parents btw)

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Really happy that this year has been so positive for the queer community in terms of confirming a characters queerness on screen with a kiss so that the homophobes can't argue it. We had an ineffable husbands kiss and now, 9-1-1's Evan Buckley is canonically bisexual! Sorry destiel fans, your time will come, but then there are the fannibals. The ACTORS were told by the producer that the kiss that they had decided on together for the end of the finale, is 'too much' because their chemistry on screen is so homoerotic that kissing each other is not necessary because it is already obvious that they’re in love.

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merthur shippers are always like "tee hee I could take you apart with one blow :) do you know how to walk on your knees?? gay!" meanwhile merlin is going around casually dropping lines like "his life is worth a thousand of mine" and "I know him better than I know myself" and "magic isn't just a part of me it IS me. and of course I use it only for arthur"

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the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

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People who don't hyperfixate will never know the slightly horrible, completely impossible-to-replicate feeling of being so intensely invested in something it possesses you, takes over your waking thoughts and rides some weird line between being excited, anxious, and stressed as hell while still being entirely some other beast.

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I need to watch other kind of movies than horror. But I don't want to

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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Hannibal probabaly suggested wills firearms be taken away because hannibal was concered will would try to shoot himself.