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I love genuinely innocent “boys will be boys.” Just saw a guy come out of a frat house to poke a pair of jeans they’d left outside - they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed that, like twenty more boys came rushing out of the house going “YOOOOOOOOOO”

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ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

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your honor my client should be at the club

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By far the best acronym I've ever come across is a nuclear waste research lab hundreds of metres underground named HADES (High-Activity Disposal Experimental Site), which is run by the European Underground Research Infrastructure for Disposal of nuclear waste in a Clay Environment, or EURIDICE for short.

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#then why do you know what it means #brilliant

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i love mutual pining to lovers because it gives some of the vibes of a love triangle without the needless drama. alternatively it’s like a love triangle except the third person is just mutual stupidity.

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Ok now do NYT columnists

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Alt: Screencap of two tweets

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Okay, doomscrolling is bad, but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?

@nosilva It's only doom if it comes from the Mt. Doom region of Mordor. Otherwise it is just sparkling abject terror.

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#ok immediately reblogging after googling it #no spoilers but I'm immediately a fan glad I said yes

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#first few bars I was gonna say no #but it grew on me #I have no idea what this is

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#why would I possibly not choose the questions one? #although was I a liiiiittle bit tempted by the dial-up screams? 🤷‍♀️

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#FINALLY one I've played!

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#I can chill with 1 maybe 2 kids at a time and have good convos #maybe get some laughs #maybe teach some math #I absolutely could not teach a classroom full of them #like KID kids not teenagers I mean #I did ok teaching up to 12 teenagers