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Are you okay? You look tense. Do you need to get high?
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i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
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when she says she doesn’t send nudes
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Three-month relationship v. Three-year relationship
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I need feminism because-
A man in a room full of women is ecstatic.
A woman in a room full of men is terrified.
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When a body part falls asleep
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Bill Hicks
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Cat
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i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me
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youth | via Tumblr
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