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These are both great AUs but my question is still are you really going to miss uni or are you going to miss not having to work 5 days a week and living with me / the rest of our idiot friends

i would like To Hear The Aus for this other fandom

Its Mo Dao Zu Shi and I have two (well defined, anyway) - one is really stupid on the surface but works surprisingly well, the other looks normal on the surface but is actually really stupid. It’s my brand, I think. Enjoy? 

Princess in a Tower AU 

I want to lie and say this isn’t heavily inspired by the Shrek musical, if only to save my own dignity, but I can’t. It’s is. The musical slaps, ok?? It slaps real hard. The soundtrack on spotify is missing a few of the newer songs added in the broadway run but listen to Who I’d Be, I Think I got You Beat and When Words Fail to get what I mean - it fits well ok!!

So- Farquaard is Meng Yao. He may be the leader of Lanling Jin, but he’s still the bastard son of a prostitute. He’s grabbed his power through sheer stubbornness and a hard line anti mythical creature stance – he needs to consolidate it. What better way than the prince trapped in the cursed compound in Yilling? Not only would be gain power in his own right, wedded to son of the late emperor, he’d have Yunmeng Jiang in his debt. The Emperor was the sect leader’s sworn brother and their children played together before Wei Ying was trapped when he was seven. Perfect.

I was originally gonna have Lan Zhan be the princess but no it fits Wei Ying better - in the musical Shrek is emotionally constipated and bad with words. He has a whole song about it, it’s really cute.

So, Meng Yao needs somewhere to dump the creatures he’s rounded up because he doesn’t have the political sway yet to order executions. So they pick a mountain far enough away that its no longer Lanling’s problem and dump everyone there. Complication – a demon named Lan Zhan lives there and he’s really really not happy about the company. It’s customary in his family for children to be sent away from their family at a young age – he’s been living on his own since he was a child, excluding weekly visits from his older brother and rarer still, visits from his uncle. When he finds out someone is at fault for ruining his peace and quiet he all but storms down the mountain to make them fix it.

Nie Huaisang is Donkey, but he's actually a scrawny little dragon repeatedly mistaken for a lizard. He does very little to convince people otherwise. His brother is the dragon guarding Wei Ying, Meng Yao sent him feral. The Nie were a well respected family of dragons – turning Nie Mingjue feral was the start of his crusade against “monsters”.

bc,,, scrawny 'lizard' nie huaisang driving lwj to distraction on their epic one day quest to get his mountain back. He’s the biggest nightmare. Nie Huaisang was masterminded this whole thing.

This whole AU is mostly here because I saw the line "would love wei ying in any body" used in like 8 fics and I need an excuse to use it here.

 Anyway, Monster Lan Zhan who lives on a mountain, and is convinced its better for him to be alone because he’s cursed and scary and doesn't need people anyway with Wei Ying falling in love with this man on fucking sight after he saves him from the cursed grounds he’s been trapped in since his parents died. His parent's energy cursed the grounds to keep him safe when they died (murdered, by order of Jin Guangshan) – it also ‘cursed’ him to take a monstrous form at night to keep him safe. It’s admittedly not really much of a curse, and it will break when he finally feels truly safe.

And then Wei Ying gets insecurities because hes "a monster" but,,, so is Lan Zhan and he's the kindest, best man he's ever met.

City Kid AU

I might, maybe, just a little, miss University. (I might be going back to get a vet science degree anyway so I doubt I’ll miss it for long). This AU is 100% a product of that. 

The Jiangs own an agricultural university so they are stupid rich but work with animals - Jiang Cheng is getting a vet science degree, paid for by his parents. Wei Ying wants to get an animal sciences degree so he can work in biotech and in labs and he's gifted with chemistry, but madam yu insists he needs to pay for his own degree so he's been working at the uni in whatever job they'll give him

Lan Zhan kinda knows ab the animal science guy who attends none of the lectures he's meant to and sneaks into vet lectures but doesn't really interact with him until 3rd yeah when they have their animal handling labs

then Wei Ying effortlessly flips a sheep and pets its disgruntled face and Lan Zhan falls in love instantly

Wei Ying has been pining over this boy since he saw the bunnies on his phone case - outrageously expensive phone paired with a dirt-cheap snap on case with felted rabbits on it. very clearly an impulse buy. its amazing.

 Lan Zhan signing up to help milk the cows at 4am. at first it was bc he gets up at that time anyway so it really wasn’t any skin off his back and he figured he might as well do something productive with him time but his supervisor is Wei Ying who teases him and gives him gross cow milk facts that make him vegan times 10 but he’s never fussed or complained once.

TL;DR: Lan Zhan is just a pathetic city boy head over heels for the hot guy who loves animals

 Wei Ying is still scared of dogs here but he has like,,, a handle on it. mostly. If he knows there is going to be a dog, he's fine. if it tries to bite him, he can deal with it but he will go have a breakdown after. if he doesn't know there is going to be a dog there is a solid chance he'll have a panic attack.

 ooooo Jiang Cheng is mad and thinks Wei Ying is goofing off with all the "jobs" and not committing to a degree because Wei Ying can't bring himself to tell him that madam yu cut him off the day he turned 18. Jiang Fengmian doesn't know either. Wei Ying just,,, assumes he does and agrees with madam Yu

wei ying who doesn't eat more than 2 meals a day because he's too busy and the wens down the hall from him have even less than he does

okay but Wei Ying not having enough money for groceries and Lan Zhan giving him a meal ticket to “”go collect some food for him”” and when he comes back oh Wei Ying i’m sorry i already ate. oh well. u can keep that.

he cooks food for his floor on meeting nights and basically empties out his part of the fridge just to see everyone smile. 

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@hey-hamlet we kidnapped him hehe

so my friends have given me an exact time to be in my room by, and one of them asked for purple paint and cut the hem off a shirt, then shoved me back in my room. 

the other was like “i need to go put my hair in buns. leave.”

i think im in danger

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@hey-hamlet this has been a time if you fucked up my hair I rescind the tea I made

quarentine mood is vibin in my dorm’s kitchen while i wait for my hair to bleach

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Blueberries added forcefully to tea

Blueberries

What they are: the worst fruit

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@hey-hamlet and @pokemon-exploration your wrong they’re wonderful

Blueberries

What they are: the worst fruit

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That is a mood to be honest but kinda sad

i am so far past the point of caring that i put chocolate milk in my tea. it tastes,,, not ideal but its the only milk in the house.

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@hey-hamlet I mean I think I probably broke yours just sa much even with the prior knowledge. But gods it was deffinatly the best

14, 18 for the bnha asks!!

14. Do you have a favorite quirk? 

I have a few! All for One is definitely my fave without a doubt, its just perfect! One for all is up there two, incredibly versatile. Creation would be next, and probably the most useful quirk to have if you weren’t a hero. Zero Gravity is super interesting two - especially as it doesn’t do what it’s name says it does, I wonder if anyone will ever mention that? 

I’m also deeply fond of Stress, Hardening, Mimic, Overhaul and Twice! I’d probably be a lot like Izuku if I lived in that verse, quirk are just so interesting!

18. Favorite fight? 100% the end fight in two heroes. I saw the movie with some friends just before quarantine started and it was amazing. I may have broken some hand bones in my distress. sorry @eemgeem and @kaii-latte,,,

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I mean no one wants a life doesn’t mean you don’t need one.

And you’d never salt tea it would hurt your soul too much. Think of something that is plausible next time.

@hey-hamlet coz personals been and gone this is a message in response to my assumptions of you based on your fics

1. Have zero patientce for people so everything becomes about you in around about way

2. Need to get a life

3. Has infinite ability to ignore feelings

4. Likes to complain about very specific things

Well that’s my midly public roast if you have fun not practicaling

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@hey-hamlet coz personals been and gone this is a message in response to my assumptions of you based on your fics

1. Have zero patientce for people so everything becomes about you in around about way

2. Need to get a life

3. Has infinite ability to ignore feelings

4. Likes to complain about very specific things

Well that’s my midly public roast if you have fun not practicaling

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What a god boi!

enjoy my baby in these trying times

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@hey-hamlet they have the god painting I was talking about see I not the only one who thought that

bnha heroes rising spoilers without context

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Don’t hate it was intentional and I know how to kill you. With sessamyseads

“sessamyseads”

— @eemgeem

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It pAUl!!!!

hes a comin’ 

who’s a comin? pAUl’s a comin!

the star of the show

lethimcome

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A. Why am I not surprised and B. I’m surprised you haven’t complained to me more

hi my name is hamlet and i just accidentally smashed my face on the edge of a shelf and im in Pain

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This is very true

My kitchen has worked out there are exactly 3 valid forms of romance: 

Idiots with crushes that insist the other couldn’t like them.

People who have been dating for 5 years but haven’t realised yet. 

Married for 30 years with 8 cats and 10 children.

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@hey-hamlet

gay_irl

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So I may have ‘kidnapped’ @hey-hamlet with the assistance of @romanianchai and the backing of @pokemon-exploration only @musketeer13 was against the kidnapping. I shall in form you that it was swift and fast and even features our feral culture