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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online

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thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering

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IT HAPPENS HERE

based on this post by @likeareligion (with permission), it really struck something in my brain. good things happen every day. we need to remember that

this is part of my project to make a zine a day in april

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Passover seder at UC Berkeley’s Gaza solidarity encampment (via twitter)

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– Смотри: я сфинкс….

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#it's a comedy

MONKEY MAN 2024, dir. Dev Patel

#monkey man

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

#yuuuuuuup #I know that’s right

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buckwild to see swifties posting takes like "I feel like this album... is the most classic works of literature. As if these words... were always waiting to be written. I'm going to tattoo all of the lyrics on my skin so they can live forever" and then seeing someone else post a screenshot of the lyrics and it's some shit like "welcome to my dark and twisted mind / I'm the girl nobody ever notices / the joker hasn't seen half of what I've seen / call me the girlker / [reference to current trending media franchise]"

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MONKEY MAN + trivia 2024, dir. Dev Patel

#this movie deserves so much to think netflix was just fucking sitting on it and gonna let it go straight to streaming… awful thank god it #got it’s deserved theatrical release because seeing this in theaters was amazing such a good fucking movie #monkey man

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

#nobody by mitski

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MONKEY MAN 2024, dir. Dev Patel

#dev Patel keep making movies forever and ever #monkey man

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funniest thing about living in the uk is there's like 3 transmasc healthcare specialists for the entire country so whenever you meet a trans guy who's had surgery you can be like "which one did you go for?" the same way you'd ask someone if they prefer butter or margarine on their toast. second funniest thing about living in the uk is we have a town called cockermouth and it's in cumbria.

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#there’s a guy in there

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The problem with me is I dress Bass Pro Shops as hell when I'm not dressed to impress, so when I stroll into the antique store asking for deer, they immediately point me to the taxidermy, and I gotta say, "Listen, I love that, but I don't have $300. I need figurines, man. You got any figurines? Please, for the love of all that is good and righteous in this god-forsaken world, grant a poor orphan boy one little deer figurine," and they're always like, "Haha, shopping for the wife, eh?" and I'm like, "Sure, man, my beautiful wife. WHERE'S YOUR DEER FIGURINES?"