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rat

ok so a rat went in my oven or something and we called it ratitoulle

thats all

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this girl had a package stolen an a usps guy just got yelled at 

i was watching through my windo and its the funniest shit ever

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im gonna push this dildo in my ass

awww are you scared huh are you scared? *pushes you* are you sad why are you crying huh *pushes you* stop crying *pushes you* awww sad little nerd aww *pushes you* stop crying why are you cryi*pushes you*ng what’s wrong what happened? what made you so sa*pushes you*d

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NEW big release~!!! It’s been a good 2 months I’ve been honing the craft of the sonic arts, here’s my single!! Enjoy <333

SOUNDCLOUD

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oh fuck me harder daddy

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this is children coffins

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plot twist: the blood was the cops blood but you stabbed the girl that liked you

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

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fart

キコ

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Come on guys ! We got this! Who’s with me ? #gaming #retrogaminglife #retrogaming #nogamingchallenge #meme #videogamememes #videogaming https://www.instagram.com/p/B9J-zksH4TK/?igshid=1cpp1qhdag2wj

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who here thinks a spell caster is just a reading teacher

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or whoever cums first loses

new game show idea: who’s fucking line is it anyways - just a more frustrating version of the show, don’t tell them who’s line it is

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i need a grandmother to help me squirt

2020 and we’re still peeing, get with the times oldies

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i was squirting but ok

2020 and we’re still peeing, get with the times oldies

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this is amazing

https://gfycat.com/farflunguniqueboaconstrictor-raccoon

he be hunting

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ill eat them like dumplings

My wolves.  I’ve gotten 3 more since I took this screenshot.