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egggshellent · 2 years
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unrequited love for siblings is the saddest thing you could ever portray on its own but over the garden wall said what if the kid is like the sweetest most kindhearted five year old you could imagine and he loves his brooding wistful bitch of an older brother sooo so much and enough to offer up his life in exchange for his brothers when his older brother saw him this whole time as just an annoying step sibling at best and a nuisance at worst and you cant be too mad cause hes also a kid and then when he finally figures it all out it saves them both, the decision to leave lethargy and the rot of melancholy behind and take the love he already has as proof the world is worth it after all and aaa a a. aaaaaa. aaaaaaa. aaa. what a sweet story. what a lovely thing.
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egggshellent · 2 years
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same energy tbh.
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egggshellent · 2 years
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*sigh* (adding another small round glasses mf to my list)
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egggshellent · 2 years
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tried to make him more comic-like… at least that hair :)
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egggshellent · 2 years
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i’d like to personally thank boyd holbrook for how slutty his performance as the corinthian is. the director said “one more!” but he heard “more whore” and went with it.
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egggshellent · 2 years
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egggshellent · 2 years
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It's bullshit that we even get scurvy. Most mammals synthesize their own Vitamin C, except apes and a handful of other mammals. We had evolutionary ancestors with so much access to fruit they didn't even notice when a mutation broke Vitamin C synthesis and now we'll die without it like a bunch of fucking chumps.
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egggshellent · 2 years
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he did stay in the bed after i put it back down ;w;
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egggshellent · 2 years
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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever
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egggshellent · 2 years
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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch
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egggshellent · 2 years
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call him chicken the way i want his breasts and thighs
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egggshellent · 2 years
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egggshellent · 2 years
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One of those 'in the arms of the angels' style dog rescue commercials but it's for sad pathetic fictional men
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egggshellent · 2 years
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hmmm
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egggshellent · 2 years
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we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail
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egggshellent · 2 years
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a satanic slay
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egggshellent · 2 years
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checking my e-mails by going to my inbox and quickly covering my eyes and peeking through my fingers once the page loads
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