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My chainmail blanket so far

#chainmail blanket

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For my own enjoyment I’m interpreting But Daddy I Love Him and Guilty As Sin?, Fresh Out The Slammer and I Can Fix Him to be about the gay cowboys from cowboy like me

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Happy World Frog Day from all of the Totally Normal Frogs 🐸

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Mmmm yes a very squishy and grumpy specimen

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Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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Happy April 25th

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#it’s the old default twitter icon but edited to a custom color

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hes the original tortured poet

#edited to better commit to the bit

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good lord there's penice

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Catch me on Ao3 promoting unsafe sex, huge age gaps, adultery, and blasphemy.

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#tw trypophobia

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File Name: The Mummer

If you want to break my cold, cold heart just say, 'I loved you the way that you were'

hes the original tortured poet

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.