Having a new hyperfixation pop up quickly after another one ends is so embarrassing for me. Like heyyyy you know that thing I was annoying and would not shut up about for months? Well, I'm over it. But you are not gonna believe what just happened!
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a quote from ms. plane that i think deserves more attention is “you look a doo doo clown mess” 😭 like is it giving 2nd grade? … yes. did she eat w that one? … also yes
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“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking
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Bro I want to watch Dead boy detectives soooooo bad but I went on Netflix and it wasn't even advertised even though it's new. Like it's clear already Netflix wants to cancel it.
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you are my lucky star
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families
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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.
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Tragic: in that mood to learn every language but there's not enough time or energy in the day
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