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hey who wants to do my math homework for me…. i’ll repay u in a drawing of ur choice in a week ‼️‼️😘😘

#okay send it to me and i'll see if i can do anything

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so sad that people got sick of "doomed by the narrative" and decided it was cringe, because fate and free will in fiction has been a major interest of mine for like eight years, but alas so it goes. anything that gets popular is destined to become reviled in short order. it's like some sort of unstoppable, uncompassionate, avaricious cycle of rising and falling and rising again. like whatever happens, no matter the intentions, it will always result in the same tragic ending. you could almost say it was d

#I LOVE DOOMED BY THE NARRITIVE #i need the ending to be so tragic that i'm sobbing for days

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*walks into your house* its quite lovely in here i *spots a ghostly apparition* ...................well first who is that saultry little binch in the corner

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whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

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you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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collab w @heynhay ‼️

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i pity people who say “yeah it’s nice to see these two characters as friends but their relationship becomes so much more meaningful if you see them as romantic.” how has the dredges of the amanormative world poisoned you this bad? have you never had a friend or wanted a friend who changed your life for the better? or if you do i feel bad for them because of so obviously little you value them

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2022. still proud of this one btw <3

#as you should be #DAMNNNN #damians and ra's facial expressions are 😙👌 chefs kiss

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how?? just how?

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I woke up today and my last two braincells gave me this.

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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

like

emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

#NO WAYYYYY #(❁´◡`❁) ψ(｀∇´)ψ q(≧▽≦q) `(*>﹏<*)′ (*^▽^*) (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

#im not op but #the specific accent i think of is the... #umm #how do i write this in text