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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.

via ift.tt

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

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when i die i hope i come back as a beautiful microscopic granule of sand

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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I cannot put into words how much like horseshit she looked in this moment

I would say I hope this teaches her a lesson but it definitely will not. None of the other chocolate things she's eaten has taught her

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

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hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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Cryptid of the Day: Egyptian Bears

Description: Bears are not known to have inhabited Egypt, yet according to physician Prospero Alpini, in 1736, he heard of a sheep-sized bear that lived in the region. It was described as white, easily tamed, and not as fierce as a regular bear. 

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