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Source smoothdunk on twitter

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Alex Hirsch talking about why he couldn't be at The Art Department Eindhoven irl, he slipped a disc and boy did he come prepared to talk about it jdjdhshs

also an image that now exists: bill cipher breaking alex hirsch's back

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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hey girl i mean any pronouns

#me core

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everything i learn about tswift is against my will

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stop showing me taylor swift lyrics that's scary

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i don't know guys i kinda like this one

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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

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imagine if aliens found the dead body of a human being exploded in the vacuum of space and they started making fun of the mutilated corpse calling it “splatter alien” and saying it was the ugliest alien in the whole galexy. and then made stuffed animals of it to sell to their alien kids. that’s what happened on this planet to the blob fish

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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chimney swifts are so weirddd theyre like if birds decided to be bats.

thats bats. those are bats. to me

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oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is

pronounced fay' sloot

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Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

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Back to the drawing board with some anatomy studies ~