eiria-the-sifttan

[eiria-the-sifttan]

I call everyone bud.. It’s a thing that’s unique to me.

@absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog can’t take his eyes off of me, I’m not surprised

[eiria-the-sifttan]

I do like the outfit though, bud.

@absolutelythelargestbeefiesthog can’t take his eyes off of me, I’m not surprised

[eiria-the-sifttan]

I would be delighted!!

@skekflo-the-botanist Do you want to go gardening, bud? Maybe that will ease your mind^^ I’m sorry you were called ugly, because that’s not who you are. You have a beautiful soul, bud^^

[eiria-the-sifttan]

@skekflo-the-botanist Do you want to go gardening, bud? Maybe that will ease your mind^^ I’m sorry you were called ugly, because that’s not who you are. You have a beautiful soul, bud^^

[eiria-the-sifttan]

@skekflo-the-botanist Oooh.. You remind me of my son Ryk’r when he was going to be a big brother. I know you’ll be a good big brother.

I’m going to be a big brother!! I love my family so much!

[eiria-the-sifttan]

Alright, I’ll get the snakes ready.

(Eiria-the-Sifttan) You and I are going to get along just fine. As I love to prank people and get under their skin as well.

I havent been able to prank that much lately due to living with SkekShod, but I am still the town menance

[eiria-the-sifttan]

So are you in?

(Eiria-the-Sifttan) You and I are going to get along just fine. As I love to prank people and get under their skin as well.

I havent been able to prank that much lately due to living with SkekShod, but I am still the town menance

[eiria-the-sifttan]

Well, Do you want to go to a prank war with me?

I usually prank my father because I love his reaction from it.

(Eiria-the-Sifttan) You and I are going to get along just fine. As I love to prank people and get under their skin as well.

I havent been able to prank that much lately due to living with SkekShod, but I am still the town menance

[eiria-the-sifttan]

I’m talking about his scientific involvement.. If he hadn’t of helped you, then Guf wouldn’t of been here. That’s all I’m saying, I’m sorry if I made you mad. But I’m speaking accurately and truthful.

SOMEONE SHOPULD GIVE ME A GUN

[eiria-the-sifttan]

So technically you and the scientist?

I’m curious because he also shows some of the scientist’s manners. But if you don’t want to admit then that’s completely up to you.

But in my opinion SkekTek is the other parent for help you conceive him, because if weren’t him, Guf wouldn’t be here.

SOMEONE SHOPULD GIVE ME A GUN

[eiria-the-sifttan]

Though I do have a concerning question about Guf.

Who is is other parent? Aside from you?

SOMEONE SHOPULD GIVE ME A GUN

[eiria-the-sifttan]

But why do you want to hurt babies?

SOMEONE SHOPULD GIVE ME A GUN

[eiria-the-sifttan]

I now am not sure.. If he does aim at you, I’m literally going to grab you and run you to your parents house.

SOMEONE SHOPULD GIVE ME A GUN

[eiria-the-sifttan]

Have thought about putting the tree in SkekTek’s Laboratory? It seems fit the occasion.

Have you considered taking Guf outside of the castle for exercise? When I was a youngling, Mal (visceral-hunter) used to put Teberfroc corpses in a tree and would wait for me to get it myself. Put a cheese wheel in a tree, sit back and watch.

THAT IS A GOOD IDEA, BUT AFTER HE RESENT SERIES OF POOR TRAVELLING CHOICES I AM THINKING I WANT TO KEEP HIM INDOORS. BUT I WILL GET THE PODLINGS TO DIG UP AND BRING IN A TREE FOR HIM

[eiria-the-sifttan]

*Hands SkekVar a gun* Alright, Bye.

SOMEONE SHOPULD GIVE ME A GUN

[eiria-the-sifttan]

Good Point.

If someone says they like me.

No they dont, they're lying

[eiria-the-sifttan]

@skekla-the-shitposter I would say you are the most sarcastic out of the flock.

If someone says they like me.

No they dont, they're lying