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the unholy trinity

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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I'm probably gonna get yelled at for saying this but sometimes something isn't a real problem in fandom, you just learned a Japanese word describing a general fandom practice and got scared and decided it meant "The Bad Ones" of that practice

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

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how?? just how?

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

#corgi/maned wolf mix

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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It is not well-known, but Godzilla invented the game of soccer.

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ohhhh I thought "we can not tell" in the sense of "we have no idea, we just started laughing" and not "it's a secret :) we're keeping :) :) from you :) :) :)"

Daily News, New York, September 7, 1925

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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Everyone gets “The 90s” look wrong so let’s fix it

If you weren’t here for part one, lemme sum it up real fast:

Okay, all up to speed? We’re being served 80s throwback stuff with the serial numbers scratched off, re-labeled as yo totally 90s. What we’ve got now isn’t completely wrong, but I’m telling you, there’s so much gold left unmined.

As we saw in part one with Memphis Milano, these things get messy. Trends don’t start and end neatly every ten years. The first wave of 90s throwback attempts focused on the early part of the decade, and nobody since really pushed to represent the other seven years. Well, if you really wanna do something, I guess you gotta do it yourself.

I have suggestions. Get your flannel ready, we’ve got a lot of ground to cover.

Keep reading

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#invisibility #energy shields #I want the sue storm superpower special #do NOT perceive me #I WILL cry

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Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God