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cursed tumblr drinks tasting flight

nothing frappucino

battery acid spaghetti

The Flavor

white gilgamesh

the sludge

dragon cum

peg nog

fistbumping lesbians

the concoction / "potion of extended bad taste"

the horsepussy

vanilla extract

edit: thanks all for your help I have added some of the things I forgot

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okay so I have this idea for a new therapy thing. basically the idea is after an abusive relationship or a combat deployment or anything that might conceivably leave you with PTSD and a loss of ability to reasonably gauge how bad the shit that happened to you actually was, you sit there with a mental health professional for like, a solid 30 to 60 minutes, you tell them short vignettes of your experiences and they respond ONLY by rating how fucked up each one was on a scale from 1 to 10 and then you move on. the objective isn't to reflect deeply on specific experiences but to get a sustained series of reassurances that what you went through was, in fact, That Bad and gradually rebuild your trust in your own present and future ability to judge when what you're going through isn't okay.

currently calling it Rapid Fire Affirmation and Recalibration Therapy (RAP-FART). working title, open to feedback.

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…. Okay gang so if I make me a lil Mithrun plushie which face does he get? Note: my 2D art skills are negligible but I’m gonna do the glass eye, it’s just not really mobile

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little guys that live in my house

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I love the variety of looks between members of the same race that is displayed in Dungeon Meshi. THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE!

Edit (17.02.2024):

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT DWARVEN CHART! I have no idea how I did because I'm pretty sure I saved all charts on my desktop before posting them. I guess tumblr didn't process the image and it got lost.

I love dwarves, how could I forget about them? D:

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The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

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this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

#i love getting to the level of blorbofication where im just thinking “oh blorbo would HATE this” #and then immediately sending it to the blorbo buddies to be like look at this and how much blorbo would hate it #blorbo inquestion being kabru #thank god ive grown past this

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was watching the new dunmeshi intro on 0.25x speed and i noticed that laios is trying to relax in the soup like a hot tub but keeps on getting splashed by everyone lol (the others also do this but he's the first one to land in the soup so he gets splashed the most) somebody help him

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POV youre Mickbell and this is the last thing you see before Chilchuck gets your ass

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#SHES MIRRORING HIM!!!!

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So i bought Day Dream Hour and I found. This image. Of izutsumi and i can’t stop laughing

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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.

he looks so confident