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People with siblings are so genuinely scary they're just constantly asking you things like "you never played 3-Minute Eye Gouge as a kid? you never played Fireplace Chase? you never played Actual Serial Killer?"
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I just wanna take a cute girl to a bookstore and buy her 10 books for her to read while cuddling on the couch with me 😭
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when luz comes back to the human world she's gonna go on wattpad to her azura fanfiction and be like "sorry for the wait guys! i was in the demon realm"
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I think this is super important to remember.
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was talking to my friend and I said “wow you have really long fingers” and then I realised that sounded like I was coming onto him so I added “like ET” to desexualise the moment
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*scratching up the yellow wallpaper in my room* GIRLS NIGHT!! GIRLS NIGHT!! GIRLS NIGHT!!
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My friend said she’s letting her weed jar sit out under the virgo full moon tonight so it can soak up its energy and that tomorrow we’ll smoke a joint of it together. I love mentally ill women…
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Login to your account confirm your phone number confirm your email address save password login with google
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your level of education means nothing if you never learned any compassion
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One of the things about being poor that nobody every really tells you is that no amount of telling yourself “poor people deserve nice things” will ever really get rid of the guilt behind spending money
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why don’t you read a poem about the sunrise written 5 centuries ago and contemplate the fact that we have been writing about the same sun for centuries upon centuries and then maybe you’ll calm down
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