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little quick thing. i know how to wield a pen and paper sometimes

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"careful! thats fetish art!" girl you have no idea

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i love flash drives theyre like small animals to me. like minnows

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Will never know peace until I find another relationship like this

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The age of writing DUMP HIM in the women's restroom stall is out, the age of writing TRY TESTOSTERONE in the women's restroom stall is in

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Woarm tummby feathers...

#they are so cute #lesbianism win

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A Sensitive Smiler Shall Inherit The Earth 🌍

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energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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i cannot emphasize enough how important it is to have gossipy bitchy littl pirvate group chats or discord servers with like 4 people in them whose stated purpose is posting “new kind of guy” or “this reddit post is so fuckin dumb” or “i got into a fight on twitter today look at this idiot’s reply” so your homies can still see it and laugh and back you up but more importantly, so you are not tempted to post these kind of things on main

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TikTok commenters are not going to make it

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#Daniel amnesia

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gotta say like. its one thing if shipping just doesnt interest you, like its just not something that you enjoy and doesnt hold your attention and you arent making that anybody else's problem, thats literally so fine and valid do you and enjoy it im giving you a little kiss on the head

but i feel so sorry for people who refuse to engage in shipping because they think its a lesser way to engage with media like can you imagine

shipping is so much fun and i love to do it, and the idea of Not doing it because i think its like anti intellectual or something is honestly so sad what a miserable way to exist

and this isnt even touching on the fact that some people are so against the idea of shipping at all that they literally Literally are unable to actually engage with the narrative properly because they refuse to acknowledge something that was intentionally done by the writers

or worse, think that if you like shipping it means you're Incapable of understanding the narrative and themes

but i digress

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The cookie dough fandom is dying reblog if you like it wet and raw

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Honestly I wish when you block someone it would remove the posts you’ve reblogged from them in the past from your blog, i don’t wanna be manually removing your ass from my house

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