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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

#me after i stopped posting dndads

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owners getting to my post op check appointments:

my appointment:

‘okay see you soon!’

#what can i say if it’s okay it’s okay #but i feel so bad when they brought their pet to me and the check is 30 seconds #hey how’s he getting on! *poke poke poke* okay i’m very happy for today see you soon! #…yes that’s it #runaway scones #vetposting

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"what are you gonna do with that degree?" I don't know. probably kill myself.

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tumblr are you telling me something

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DIFFERENT WOMEN'S BODY TYPES SHOULD BE REPRESENTED NOT BECAUSE YOU FIND THEM HOT OR SEXY OR WANT THEM TO STEP ON YOU BUT BECAUSE THEYRE NORMAL RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH I DONT CARE THAT YOU WANT A BUFF WOMAN TO THROW YOU SHUT UPPPPPP RAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.

#‘pet died ok ok ok’ me coping in week #*work

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just invented the rhombus & every bug

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The Lost unused Miner Puppets for the original Dark Crystal 1982 built by Sal Denaro Performed by Jim Henson and Frank Oz on Jim's Bedford New York home property

#hey everybody it’s me. ROACHIE. your favourite Guy

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i need insane acquaintances who i don’t love with all my soul, i want to party but every night out ends in a car at like 10.30 PM having soul baring conversations and then going to bed at midnight

#i wouldn’t have it any other way but i want some people to be wild with before i waste my 20s #runaway scones

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#HELP SET ME FREE I WONT LISTEN TO FONTAINES #i’d just have to listen to my brother and friends bands for eternity

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#movies and restaurants but tbh i kinda like having someone else to talk to a movie about after #but i’ve definitely been on my own before

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okay kind of silly but genuine question has anybody ever unionised their workplace? and like.. how do you do it? i’ve heard about it but i have no idea what steps to take and whether or not it’s something i’m actually capable of arranging 😬 (for context i work for a business owned by a larger company owned in turn by a megacorporation)

#runaway scones

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we need more lesbians guys

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#just yesterday the phrase ‘late night shopping’ came into my head

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#oh my god…