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me as the selection covers aprreciation post 

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Okay let’s be real at least ONE of the Schreave boys was an accident

#ahrenschreave #ostenschreave #kadenschreave

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May: We gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

America: Probably Kota

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THINGS I’VE LEARNED FROM TUMBLR ABOUT YA BOOKS I HAVEN’T ACTUALLY READ

Disclaimer: There might be spoilers but also all of this could be wrong.

Shadowhunters: Teenagers covered in tattoos fight evil ninjas. The TV show is apparently better than the books and the author is an asshole. Everyone ships the blond guy and the redheaded girl even though they seem to be siblings, and a dark-haired guy called Alec at some point made out with a glittery Asian DJ?

Divergent: Teenagers also covered in tattoos fight mysterious dystopian government which sorts them into sci-fi versions of the Hogwarts Houses and apparently has sumptuary laws about not wearing anything that isn’t black. At some point you jump off a building in a very extreme game of parachute. Somebody dies at the end and nobody talks about it.

Eleanor & Park: Chubby freckled redhead and skinny Korean boy meet on a bus and probably fall in love? Earbuds.

Percy Jackson: Summer camp for bastard offspring of various Greek deities. Chapter titles look like Fall Out Boy songs. The movie was terrible. Rick Riordan is milking this for all it is worth.

Grisha Trilogy: Everyone is Russian and into BDSM. Also, antlers.

Throne of Glass: Girl assassin is supposed to protect somebody from something and has sex in a closet with somebody named Chaol?

The Selection: Fairy tale version of The Bachelor with a really annoying protagonist.

The Maze Runner: Hunger Games/Lord of the Flies slashfic sausagefest.  

Vampire Academy: Vampire royalty need personal bodyguards at their fancy prep school for some reason. People fight with sticks. Stakes? I don’t know they just look like sticks.

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe: Gay boys indistinguishable in fan art from the gay boys in Song of Achilles go on a road trip and wear Chuck Taylors. One of them is Latino? I think there’s a pool involved.

Daughter of Smoke and Bone: I thought this was part of the Grisha trilogy and now I know it isn’t but that’s all I know about it.

Lunar Chronicles: Cinderella is a mechanic and everyone really hated the cover art with the apple.

The Raven Cycle: Asian girl named Blue babysits a group of gay boys in a weird Southern town called Cabswater or Carpswater or something. One of them dies but doesn’t seem to actually go away? Someone turns into a tree.

The Fault in Our Stars: Kids with cancer fall in love, one of them dies, and they tell each other stuff’s okay even though it’s pretty obviously not okay. Everybody forgets about the blind friend. The cigarette is a metaphor but I’m pretty sure John Green doesn’t actually know what a metaphor is.

Stephanie Perkins’ books: Cutesey heterosexual rom-coms which take place in Romantic with a capital R European cities and one of the boys is named after a bug.

Okay how did I do?

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SHE PULLED AN AMERICA

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Hahahaha yes!

“I have one TART and I’m saving it.”

Sorry Eady, but America just stole your line!

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Elise Whisks Quotes (4/?)

"I don’t need a line (of men). I just need one."

#elise whisks #kiera cass #the selection series

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Elise Whisks Quotes (3/?)

“The best girls get the best men and vice versa. Maxon is the height of perfection. If I lose, it means that I wasn’t good enough.”

#elise whisks #kiera cass #the selection series #the one #maxon schreave

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Elise Whisks Quotes (2/?)

“My breeding, my talents — I was raised to be worthy of the best, so if I’m not, then who will have me when I leave?“

#the selection series #the elite #kiera cass #elise whisks #maxon schreave

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Quickly, as if he might suddenly be fine, Maxon reached up to Aspen’s uniform and clutched it in his hands. ���She lives. Do you understand me? Whatever it takes, she lives.” – The One

“He clung to General Leger, holding on to him for dear life, his fingers digging into the back of his uniform. He was unabashedly crying, and I’d never heard such a painful sound. I hoped I never would again. “I can’t lose her. I don’t know… . I don’t …” – The Heir

Oh.

My.

God.

#maxerica #huhuhu #the heir #kiera cass

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#maxon schreave

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Elise Whisks Quotes (1/?)

“In my family, all the marriages are arranged. I knew what was coming for me, and that’s all this is. I may not be head over heels for Maxon, but I respect him. Love can come later."

#the selection series #the one #kiera cass #elise whisks

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The Elite Aesthetics

3. Elise Whisks

“Elise shook her head. “I really admire you for how you are. Honest, I guess. But you need to realize we’re competing, America.” My smile disappeared. “I wouldn’t lie and say anything bad about you, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to tell Maxon you did something good. I can’t.”

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Elise Whisks ~ The Perfectionist

“My breeding, my talents — I was raised to be worthy of the best, so if I’m not, then who will have me when I leave?”