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the Black Mirror twitter account dragged some poor homosexual today

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the signs as natural phenomena

Aries: volcanic lightning

Taurus: penitentes 

Gemini: sun dogs

Cancer: lenticular clouds

Leo: aurora borealis 

Virgo: fallstreak hole

Libra: fire rainbow

Scorpio: fire whirl

Sagittarius: light poles

Capricorn: supercells 

Aquarius: frozen methane bubbles

Pisces: water spouts

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New Years Eve (2017) will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900s, and every minor was born in the 2000s.

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BITCH WHAT

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yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

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Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

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here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

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Babashook

This is darksided

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oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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If someone tells you to “hold your horses”, they’re asking you to be stable.

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sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

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Me: *sees beautiful art* I should compliment the artist!

Me: *knows nothing of art terms*....

It's shiny! The lines go whoosh whoosh and that makes me happy. The colors give me feelings. So clean, so vibrant. I would lick it.

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the review has spoken