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KEANU REEVES is going to be in cyperpunk 2077 I CANNOT

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SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Pay child support, you non-existent fucker

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@WeHeartIt/entry/107423245

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The main thing that I recall from high school English is that, after you reach a certain age, the curriculum decides that books with happy endings and likable characters are stupid and babyish and that you’re only allowed dysfunction, oppression, and misery in your literature from now on.

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This has definitely been done before but please consider: a production of hamlet where the first scene is an episode of buzzfeed unsolved

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meirl

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one gag that never fails to make me lose my shit is when a character is shown next to a framed photograph of themselves, in the exact same pose as in the photo

it’s a mouthful to explain but god damn. that is comedy gold right there. 

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very excited to announce that i have emotions and i regret it

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Prince

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What’s it called when a furry says they’re sorry?

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Fucking.

So Im just playing Fallout 76 right? I decide to try out a Nukashine and punch some Super Mutants.

The last effect of the Nukashine is that you pass out and you spawn randomly somewhere in the world.

So inevitably my screen starts to black out and my character passes out. When my screen starts to fade back in, I am greeted with this:

The confusion and disbelief when I started seeing the silhouettes of a body and a horse carriage could not be described.  After the screen finally cleared up I thought, “Are you fucking kidding me Bethesda? The ONE time I use a Nukashine and pass out, I fucking wake up TO THIS?”

#janbajsmamxjjsmaa

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i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)