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alternative means of income

#rocks fear abigail the most

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top ten reasons to play stardew valley

- its awesome

- Elliott

- so relaxing

- fun farming and fishing

- poet bachelor

- you can marry other villagers like for example Elliot

- you can have a pet dog or cat

- villager lore and cutscenes

- romantic poet called Elliott

- strawberry blond Elliott

- Elliott writes you a story

- mining and fighting off creatures

- can give gifts to Elliott i mean villagers

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Q: Tell us how you dealt with loneliness after moving to a fairly secluded place on a beach of Pelican town?

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hes fucking onge

picked up stardew again for 1.6 and im crying Elliott is so funny to me. would you still love me if i were a worm type guy

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for all the elliott heads out there

#BITES HIM AND BITES HIM AND BITES HIM

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Novemebr 2023 vs. April 2024

Ummm.... I think.. I might've... improved a BIT without doing much??? WTF. This is 6 months apart. How the fuck did this happen?? HELP?

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Robin’s winter outfit made me feel things…

Bonus comic :

#ROBIN IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BOOTY BUTT NEKKED WAITING FOR U #THE CLOSET IS CRYSTAL CLEAR

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elliott would wear this i fear

wyd when you come home to your husband and hes sitting by the fireplace writing in his notebook with a duck feather quill pen and wearing this night gown

#he needs the red one for added drama #GOD HE-

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i just know these three are autistic. personally i’m more of a harvey autism kinda gal but it can fluctuate between all three depending on the day.

#emily is a fuckin wizard tho #u forgot demetrius the science autist

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Obsessed with elliott stardew. he’s like a French aristocrat who is also a beach bum. he looks like young Fabio and talks like a dove chocolate wrapper. He’s polishing his cuff links while shooing a crab out of his pocket. he’s writing a whole entire novel with a duck-feather quill. He’s brushing his hair 100 strokes before bed. He’s staring out at the sea at least 5 hours a day. his Oxford shoes are full of sand. he has 16g in his bank account. he’s not unemployed bc yearning is a full-time job.

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Omg stardew irl

I've just inherited my late father's farmhouse. No I'm not kidding - That's why I haven't posted in a few days. My husband and I decided to take over his old colonial house after lots of consideration with the current housing market being ridiculous and unaffordable and such.

The house needs a complete room to room cleaning, fresh paint, a few major repairs and many minor repairs. 2000+ sq feet of living space with an enormous attic. Thankfully it has a newer heating system and a new roof already. I already had the septic tank repaired while we were prepping the house to go on sale last fall.

So I guess in a way I am playing Stardew Valley IRL, The property sits on a 4 acre lot. I can't see my neighbors... Surrounded by trees,,, It's beautiful! There is a barn foundation/pit we like to use for cozy little fires. I'm really happy for the opportunity to honor my late father in bringing life back to this old house. I'm also pretty excited for our 2 kids to get out of the suburb/city and into this much quieter, slower paced place. I lived here when I was their age. It's peaceful.

Anyway, got to get going... I'm thinking of starting a side blog for the before and after pictures and overall process. Or would you like to have me just post them here? hmmm....

I'll still play Stardew - I always come back to it! Yes at the moment - My mind is filled with ideas on how to make this place a happy beautiful home that reflects some of the original style of the house (colors for the walls, curtains, rugs...) mixed with some modern comforts and designs...

My kitchen is going to be mushroom themed! Never had a themed kitchen before :) So fun!

See ya ;)

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He’s my husband in my current play through and ksdjsds I’m honestly madly in love with him

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sam my boyfriend

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i think like

she have big arms

idk i like big woman

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emily ❄️‧₊˚✩彡

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Romancing Haley like