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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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that one friend who is insanely smart, but also the most oblivious person on earth

#phineas and ferb #pnf #my god look at theeem!!! #such a cute style!!!

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Everyone's favorite gameshow host!! I love Game Changer so much, what a wonderful cast, format, show and host!!

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brought some fruit for the potluck

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semiaquatic secret agent

#perry the platypus #phineas and ferb #he is the him ever

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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

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the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

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hate when a pause is pregnant. abort that thang

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the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

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The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

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I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom, legs tied together, they change slowly until they can breathe, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed. 

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I know Dan and Phil reached the peak of their fame in like, 2013-2017, but this feels like the peak of their content creating. It’s the best quality, most authentic, most resources available and most importantly, the things THEY most want to do. We are living in A Time and I’m loving it

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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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an unmatched feeling actually

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I love Percy Jackson.