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Watching mad max fury road and my mom said "I would just kill myself I'm not doing any of this shit"

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Just saw a post saying a castle was “infested with vampires” and as a biologist am disgusted. That’s their natural habitat. They live there

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if you spend too many hours online you can cancel out the negative effects by going outside and eating several handfuls of dirt. this works because dirt is the opposite of the internet

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goals

#borzoi

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oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

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We must increase the bisexualism by at least 200%

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putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

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(in the passenger seat) look there. you see it? three crows flying east-a good omen! the signs urge us to speed through this school zone

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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

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the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history

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tell him im a Presbyterian and im not fucking scared of him

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jesse don't drink that red bull it gives you-