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Palindrome!

4/20/24

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i mean this in the best way possible, i believe if you were a salad you'd just be a kilogram of lettuce leaves and 1 paper thin cucumber slice hidden somewhere in the middle

next time just slit me open from throat to taint

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this may be the greatest thing in history, or at least this month

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMAN!

I seem to only make it on time for Roman’s birthday lol.

If you like it, please Reblog it!

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Mama didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a homosexual and and an idiot

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sans' meme status reaching people outside the fandom is a well known thing but papyrus not being included in the spotlight will never not be hysterical to me

like yeah i guess it's kinda poetic considering how he constantly fails at trying to become famous, but also imagine if one day you found out komaeda has a canonically gay brother who walks around in a speedo and has him tell him bedtime stories at night. and nobody fucking talked about this

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The Deja Vu episode of Game Changer is just Sam Reich figuring out how many Chekov’s guns he can have locked and loaded at once

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Today's episode was a masterpiece honestly

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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stop signs grow out of the ground like sunflowers and they are watered by blood they want you to Pick Them and Use Them As A Weapon Of Blunt Force thisis something yyou need to do. You need to do this

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what i love about mlp fim is that the power of friendship is not a symbolic thing it is a real and tangible force so potent it can be channeled into killing people

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would u let me grow on u like moss or no

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Just a few of the comments from YouTube that amused me.

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An order of reclusive monks moved deep into the chthonic depths of the underworld to better commune with the primordial darkness and discover secret knowledge therein. In the years since they have changed, permanently altered by the knowledge they have gained.

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