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Honey, I contoured the kids

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You’re only afraid of being alone in the dark because you’re afraid you’re not actually alone.

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It’s a wonder that with all of today’s technology, it still takes forever to preheat an oven.

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“Send nudes, not nukes” is the “make love, not war” of this century

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https://instagram.com/p/BZkKeL9hCr2/

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thank u for visiting little friend I love u

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Who scared you?

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the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

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You can’t blame people for finding beauty in death. It doesn’t mean they want to die. It just means, they know death is the only reality.

Hira (via hedonistpoet)

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I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.

Uma Thurman (via help-n-quotes)

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I love it when I wake up and stretch and something cracks. Makes me feel like a glo-stick