Practice piece; an elf
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*weird, prolonged pain in throat and chest*
"?! oh wait I recognize this. pretty sure it's just heartburn. I'm fine"
*gets up*
*sensation I can only describe as a hundred giant bubbles popping near my heart*
"my mistake, I'm actually about to keel over and die, I need to go write my will and tell my mom I love her"
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Nothing like a little workout session 🦀
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guess who's not dead
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human genders: man, woman, etc
elf genders: elf
dwarf genders: carpenter, stonemason, blacksmith, sculptor, berserker
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we all talk about piss
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*twirls my invisible string* who the FUCK is this connected to
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you know i can say pretty confidently i have never, once in my life, looked at someone else and said “thats not a REAL gay/trans person” because i read the sneetches by dr seuss when i was fucking 4
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cyanotype dream
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Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
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Imagine actually being so evil that you'd rather make sure your writers suffer financially instead of just paying them the pay they deserve.
Hell truly has some seats reserved already, holy shit.
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