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The amount of love I have for the song “Home”

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THE ALBUM LEAKED THIS IS A DISGRACE I CAN’T BELIEVE ANY PERSON WOULD DO SUCH A THING SOMEONE SEND ME A LINK

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When you’re watching American horror story hotel in public

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I: This is the first album without Zayn

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1D OTRA Tour Foxborough, September 12, 2015.

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Louis - October 16th, Dublin

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this is why people want harry and louis to do an interview together, because they are natural and charismatic and easy to watch, there’s just something so soothing about the way they are with each other. and if this is what they are like in work environment just imagine what they are like outside of it 

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People in general, not just girls, but people who are younger are obviously extremely impressionable. And I do think it’s important as obviously a lot of different body images are kind of thrown around in society in general. And you know, some things kind of look they’re more acceptable and some things are made to feel like they’re unacceptable. So, i think it’s very important that it empowers people in general. But yeah, I think that anytime you can make someone who potentially might not feel as great about themselves as they should, feel better about themselves… I think that’s always a positive thing.

Harry Styles, 16 October 2015  (via harrysaesthetic)

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thank you so much!! i feel this i think its accurate

my name is Emily :)

song: sleepwalking - bring me the horizon

color: blue

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British Slang Guide for British Characters

Written by someone from Britain.

1. Bloody - Damn. Socially acceptable to use, some of my teachers use it, and my gran does too. You can’t use this enough.

2. Arse - ass but more derogatory. You wouldn’t say this to your grandparents, generally. Parents, it depends who you are.

3. Fiver - £5. Everyone says this all the time.

4. Tenner - £10. Ditto fiver.

5. Quid - £1. Ditto tenner.

6. Grand - £1000. Obviously lesser said than fiver unless you’re Ed Sheeran or someone but people normally say this.

7. Chav - i think Americans call them townies??

8. Mum - do i need to explain? and no, we don’t say Dud.

9. Nappy - Diaper. 

10. Lift - Elevator

11. Pavement - Sidewalk.

12. Cock-up - fuck up.

13. Cakehole - mouth. IE: Shut your cakehole!

14. Bloke - Man. Most people say this.

15. Knackered - tired. “I’m off to bed, me, i’m knackered.” the K is silent.

16. Pear-shaped - gone wrong. “It’s all gone a bit pear-shaped.”

17. ay-up - greeting used in the Midlands/North. sometimes used at the start of a statement or question. “Ay-up, what you doing with that?”

18. Local - nearby pub. “I’m off for a drink at the local.”

19. Fit - hot. “He’s fit, him.”

20. Bollocks - balls. Sometimes used as an exclamation, like “Shit!” 

21. this is important. Fanny - vagina. FANNY DOES NOT MEAN BUTT IN ENGLAND. IF YOU CALL SOMEONE A FANNY TO SOMEONE IN THE STREET YOU MAY GET PUNCHED

22. Shag - screw. Shag is less derogatory than screw.

23. Uni - short for university. Is that your college?

24. Sixth form - Junior and Senior year at high school.

25. Secondary school - 6th grade to Sophomore year.

26. Year 10 - Freshman. Year 9 - Eighth Grade and so on.

27. Reception - Preschool.

28. Telly - television.

29. Chips - Fries.

30. Crisps - Chips.

31. Full Stop - Period. The punctuation kind.

32. Bugger - i don’t really know what this translates to. You’d say “oh bugger i’ve lost my keys.”

33. Crap - Less derogatory form of Shit.

34. Wanker - technically, this means someone who jerks off, but it’s used as an insult.

35. Dickhead - another insult.

36. Twat - Some people use this as an insult, but, as I discovered a while ago, it also means vagina.

37. Cunt - vagina. DO NOT INCLUDE THIS WORD IN ANY WRITING, IT’S THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

38. Autumn - Fall

39. Biscuit - cookie.

40. Bonnet (a car bonnet) - hood.

41. Boot (of a car) - Trunk

42. Flannel - washcloth

43. Scouser - someone from Liverpool

44. Manc - someone from Manchester

45. Geordie - Someone from Newcastle

46. Brummie - someone from Birmingham

47. Dodgy - suspicious/not quite right. “Ooh, he looks a bit dodgy/My pen’s being dodgy!”

48. Tad - A bit. “Are you cold?” “Just a tad.”

49. Ta - thank you. Used up north a lot.

50. Absobloodylutely - a very enthusiastic yes.

51. Fortnight - two weeks.

52. Gutted - Devastated

53. Chuffed - proud, happy of something someone’s done for you.

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Incase you’re having a bad day, look how happy this baby elephant is playing with a soccer ball 😊🐘⚽️💕

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fall things

3 orange leaves on a windowsill, dusty mugs from the back of the cupboard, reading a book outside under a tree, maroon socks and black shoes, cold air smell, a bicycle clicking, sitting by a warm lamp by a window at night, long long chunky scarves that go down to your feet, blackberries and almonds, spiced tea

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Elephants are so perfect. ☺️🐘💕🙌🏼