pls tell me im not the only one
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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”
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when plans get cancelled that you didn’t wanna attend
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i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in
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hello is anyone on? or did everyone in this website die
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video games love to have little birds that fly away from you when you get close
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Thinking About Him
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why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀
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*i take off my robe and wizard hat*
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