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Man I really love how the Owl House subverts our expectations

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WJAT HAPPENED TO YOU

I dont knoowww :(((

The mobile app started being glitchy last night and then next thing i knew tumblr is saying my blog was terminated. I sent an email to support this mornin but i havent gotten a response yet :(

#im so upset this is terrible

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mighty nein pixel icons!

(free for use with credit! The links to the downloadable files will be in the next rb/comments)

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New girl in my Sunday school class: Are you a girl?

Me: No, but people used to think I was a girl.

Girl: Oh. Is that why the other teacher called you (deadname)?

Me: Yes, that’s my old name I used before I told people I’m not a girl. But I haven’t used my new name forever so sometimes (other teacher) forgets.

Girl: Okay. I’ll remember to use your new name! *bounces over to the toy cars*

…….

Me: I want you to start calling me Mx instead of Miss. Okay?

Little boy: Okay. *violently stabs crayon into paper* Mx Roman, I broked the crayon.

Me: That’s probably because you stabbed the paper with it, buddy.

…….

3 y/o : Are you a boy or a girl?

Me: Sometimes I’m a boy. Sometimes I’m not a boy or a girl.

3 y/o: *proudly puffs out chest* I’m a girl all the time.

Me: Good for you, kiddo.

3 y/o: I know.

…….

Preschoolers understand better than any adult I’ve ever met.

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if you have adhd and take up a hobby that involves needles you automatically also take up the advanced sport of Needle Wrangling, where you have to use at least 20% of your brain power to keep track of Where All The Needles Are, or else suffer the Dire Consequences

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Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

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DO U GET IT HE’S A CRAB APPLE

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People put so much pressure on partnering even when you’re aro. So to non-partnering aros: You’re okay. You’re appreciated. If you want to live alone, or with friends, or with family (chosen or blood) then you’re doing the right thing for you. Nobody should tell you to partner up, whether platonically or romantically, and you’re okay to be by yourself. “Alone” is not a dirty word.

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warmups w/ Taako

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just thinking about if she had tan skin and bright hair like her father

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With the combination of my social anxiety and adhd any attempts at small talk look like an alien failing to grasp human communication and it’s just:

“Hello, the outside is very weather today. It’s so earth. Much oxygen to inhale. Everyone inhales oxygen, haha”

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Blep Lup

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The goth death team (dressed in these outfits). But we all know who’s the best looker:

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Lup making a marshmallow :)

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A single mom moves into a new apartment with her young son, only to find out it’s inhabited by a poltergeist. At first she’s spooked, but comes to realize that the poltergeist is helping to raise her son.

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haha. snasa.

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