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Puella Magi Madoka Magica x NyaNya!

#NEED #inspo

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Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

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reminder to donate to gazafunds, a project that highlights random crowdfunding campaigns for people trying to evacuate from gaza

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The nature of the immigrant is any food they make is inauthentic, neither "authentic" food from their homeland nor "authentic" food from where they live. This is of course, not xenophobic in the slightest.

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my license has been suspended and I apparently owe insurance fucking 5k over a fender bender I got into six months ago before they'll reinstate it

pp: x

CA: $topeconhewwo

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CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING:

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running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

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this is the best tweet i've ever seen bar none

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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its like you dont even want to sell your life to a corporation

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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence