enha-cafe

[enha-cafe]

something i will always giggle about is that my height is 5’5.5’’ triple 5s bro i am THEE angel number

#j ranting; 🗣️

[enha-cafe]

good morning to women with big, beautiful brown eyes. the rest of you..close your eyes forever.

[enha-cafe]

totally not starting a new fic but if i was what stem major do you think yeonjun would have 👀

#j ranting; 🗣️

[enha-cafe]

fuck small towns cause why do i have to genuinely think “was that weed or a skunk” while driving down to the store 😭 making my miss my big city frfr 😭

#j ranting; 🗣️ #i will be home soon just gotta tough it out for a couple more weeks

[enha-cafe]

kind of miss being an art kid like i was super creative and it was really fun i want to get back into it and my two favorite mediums were water colors and oil pastels idk there was something so fun about how messy each of those could be and i loved abstract but not like when it was random colors and calling that bs tree no like fun colors and calling it a feeling (lowkey made me realize i might have some form of synesthesia) also remember my teacher putting my stuff in art competitions it was so fun

#j ranting; 🗣️

[enha-cafe]

heh hi j :>

heh hi naomi :> how’re you doing love bug?

#j inbox; 📥

[enha-cafe]

love jake i do however man is a cheater but like hear me out… mille 💘

jake n yeonjun looking at the tl like 0.0

[enha-cafe]

she loves ME

GET OUT EVERYONE ELSE BYE BUYING A ONE WAY TICKET TO GO SEE MY WIFEEEE

literally my declaration of love <3

I AM MARRIED TO MILLE YALL

#mille <3

[enha-cafe]

literally my declaration of love <3

I AM MARRIED TO MILLE YALL

#j ranting; 🗣️

[enha-cafe]

bye putting my WIFE in my bio

i am ONCE AGAIN marrying mille

#mille <3 #THATS MY WIFE (real)

[enha-cafe]

i am ONCE AGAIN marrying mille

#j ranting; 🗣️

[enha-cafe]

GUYS IM FUCKING WINNING CAUSE MILLE IS A LITERARY GENIUS

i only trust @enha-cafe to tell my demented ideas

#mille big brain #mille <3

[enha-cafe]

ngl australian accents make me giggle a little but they’re still my fav

#j ranting; 🗣️

[enha-cafe]

hiii can i ask what kind of requests u do?

i mainly write smut/hard hours for enha (all except ni-ki) and txt <3

#j inbox; 📥

[enha-cafe]

I HAVE THE PERFECT TITLE FOR AN AU WHERE ITS A FOOTBALL PLAYER X READER I JUST DONT KNOW WHO TF WOULD BE A FOOTBALL PLAYER

#j ranting; 🗣️

[enha-cafe]

love writing fics on word cause i just be putting little comments when writing so i don’t forget my ideas and they usually make me giggle a little

#j ranting; 🗣️

[enha-cafe]

kinda feel like beomgyu and kai are the type to say “hey babe i saw something and i just wanted to try it out real quick” in the middle of sex and pull out some kama sutra type positions

#j thinks; 💭