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i’m not as mean as I would like to be. and I really wish people appreciated that more

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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy

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the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur

the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma

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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

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walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood

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thoughts?

no thank u!

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I have never wanted anything more

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boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

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You made KEL wash his hands.

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🌻🎻🍊🐰🌹🎹

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Respectfully King Arthur himself could not pull me out of you

This is fucking hilarious