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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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Oh you're a lesbian couple huh? So who's the Star Wars fan and who's the Trekkie?

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French trans woman Marie-Pierre Pruvot, known by her stage name Bambi

Female Mimics magazine 1965

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ooh ahh dripchuck

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wait i just saw the tdov comic, you're trans? based

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The creeper yakuza is after everyone on honeydewcraft rn

#remember Minecraft?

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one shrimp two shrimp red shrimp blue shrimp

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Free the child

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in all seriousness it's very alienating knowing theres Something Wrong With You. like seeing your mental illness come through in your behaviour and thought processes and knowing it's irrational and unhealthy, knowing other people are reading you as weird or stupid, and not being able to do anything about it is such a lonely experience

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John Green wakes up every day and says I will embarrass myself online

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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The girl. Gwenifer Webbalama Pulmanti. She is destined to be stretched, all I need is the will to live and a fuck to give. She is destined to be longest. For the longing of my heart will endure her to grow, all is needed one spine from a follower, a sacrifice, if you will…. Who shall please our lord? She may be missing an eyelash, but she doesn’t like it when you bring it up. I love her stretched or not, with two sets of eyelashes or not, and I hope you will too.