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say it louder

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Eddie would show Steve real music this, Eddie shows Steve the wonders of Lord of the Rings that----I get it. But have you considered....... Steve gets Eddie into those ridiculous, smutty romance novels? The ones that even if they're bad, they're good. Have you considered Steve getting Eddie into the Indy 500? NASCAR? What about cooking shows? Cheesy soap operas where Steve literally knows every insane storyline by memory? WHAT ABOUT EDDIE GETTING INTO STEVE'S INTERESTS???

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bro u knocked over his drink

read this fic that goes with this art!!

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Harrington’s got him…

In which Steve uses Eddie’s own wit against him, but Eddie’s not mad about it 😂

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sassy boyfreinds who go "hmm"

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my favorite flavor of steddie is like, eddie who is on the cusp of unhealthily obsessed with steve like if you angle it a certain way it would be Toxic™ but it's like a true and sweet enough love that it just falls short like he's not controlling and manipulative and he can do his own thing without steve but his brain is just STEVE STEVE STEVE in the background the whole time. and then you have steve who is looking at eddie like he's the coolest thing in the world, and LOVES eddie, but like in such a lovely mundane way like he daydreams about holding eddie's hand and cooking him breakfast and picking out curtains and planning a fall wedding for them kind of love.

just steve who deserves to be someone's first choice no matter what and eddie who deserves someone who looks at him like he's a regular person who deserves a normal life and chooses every single day to love eddie no matter what

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“I’m not fortune’s fool, I’m yours.” 🩸

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this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]

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Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

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Steve just never giving Eddie's vest back. Like, even wayyy before they get together it's just like

"Hey can I have my vest back? I need it for this outfit."

"How about no."

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"Haha hey where's my vest? I haven't seen it in a while."

*actively wearing it* "Ah idk man. Anyways if any of the pins ever fell off how would you go about fixing it"

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"Steve, give it back. Now. I need it."

"... lemme think about it"

"Steve I need it ???"

"Hmmmmmm"

"Steve?????"

"HmmmmMMMM"

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Robin and Steve both say “gay” or “that’s gay” in response to each other as inside joke. But they have to be really careful in front of other people, out of risk of either outing each other or coming off as an asshole. They slip up often though, because they are two halves of a whole idiot.

One time it happens in front of Eddie.

Steve’s trying to find a straw for his soda, insists it’s taste better that way. Robin has her feet up on Steve’s kitchen table and she snorts unthinkingly with a loud “that’s gay.”

Steve only hums in agreement.

They both forget Eddie standing right there a soda halfway to his lips until he lets a confused noise.

Steve and Robin both panic and scramble as Eddie laughs. He doesn’t point out this is the third time this week it’s happened. He figured out they were both queer ages ago.

Maybe he should up his flirting with Steve, clearly he hasn’t gotten the message.

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Sk8 the Infinity: The Stage

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oh my god they were classmates

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read this fic for steve losing his fucking mind

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For Mads 🖤

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guys is this anything

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