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From behind the scenes where they look like theyre going to record a music collab

#when I tell you I’m OBSESSED…. #𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠. (MAX DILLON.) #𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥. (OTTO OCTAVIUS.) #𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧'𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥! (GREEN GOBLIN.)

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Willem Dafoe, © Luc Roux

#𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲. (OOC.) #𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞. (FACE.)

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𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄

without  looking  ahead , send  a  number from  the  list  below  to  get  a  first  date  starter  based  on  that  picture  from  a  specified  muse  .

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NINE

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ELEVEN

TWELVE 

THIRTEEN

FOURTEEN

FIFTEEN

SIXTEEN

SEVENTEEN

EIGHTEEN

NINETEEN

TWENTY

#waves cutely hiiiiii #let norman spoil you on a date? maybe? :holds out hands: #𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲. (OOC.) #𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫. (MEMES.) #[QUEUE.]

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𝙈𝙎. 𝘿𝙍𝘼𝙆𝙀:

@envygoblin​ | “Please, forgive me for staring—“ He speaks with a self-righteous tone, gazing over a raised glass of wine from some faraway table. “But I simply can’t help myself. You’ve really caught my eye.”

Even while on a case, she seems to have all the luck. “Mm, just the one?” He didn’t look the sort used to getting up to go over. The lady steps off her place at the bar to swan over to him. She doesn’t take a seat, instead briefly appreciates the view of him sitting while she stood. She offers her hand to introduce herself. “Kira Drake. I know you from somewhere.” His face has been on magazines, and in the halls of the Defense Department. She attempts to place a name. “Doctor…?”

it’s a smile that’s recognized by many across the country. the same sort of heartily entitled grin that’s quick to show itself in front of press interviews and conference recordings ; the one that always comes out when norman gets a rush of pleasure from the luxuries of fame. he can’t help but chuckle in response to the other — “ooh, you’re cheeky,” — and he doesn’t hesitate to extend his own hand, shaking kira’s before returning it to cusp around the deep reddish purple of malbec in his glass.  “doctor osborn,” he starts up, swirling the wine in time with his syllables. “norman osborn, ceo of oscorp industries. does that help to ring any bells, miss drake ? ” he sounds pleased, and somewhat entertained by the fact that he needed to introduce himself in the first place ; a singularity all on it’s own. another hand rises up, curling to extend it’s pointer, and tapping it on the table at which he sat. a wordless invitation to sit, but strict nonetheless.   

#𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐠. (IC.) #corviddamned

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goblin voice : HAHA NICE

#i wrote one thing and now im like all done (falls asleep) #this is stupid #𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲. (OOC.) #𝐡𝐫𝐫𝐫𝐠𝐡𝐡... 𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐢… (CRACK.)

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I like your script. I wanna be in it.

Willem Dafoe as Gas in eXistenZ (1999) dir. David Cronenberg

#ouugghh his face. his smile. im weak #𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞. (FACE.) #[QUEUE.]

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I’VE PASSED MY SELL BY DATE —  NOW I’VE TURNED GREEN WITH ENVY !!!

#need to uh...BOOST this ol man a little bit get some traction going #(SELF PROMO.) #[QUEUE.] #norman osborn rp #spiderman rp #green goblin rp #no way home rp #nwh rp #mcu rp #marvel rp

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SUPRISE. it’s me. natty. back from the grave, this time, for blood. i have succumbed to a random urge to try and revive both of my rp blogs at once; both here and over at @lordheis. so if you see me posting again, that’s why! feel free to pop in and say hi! :-)

#HOPE UR ALL DOING WELL !!!! #also hope you want an osborn on your dash bc unfortunately thats what youre getting #𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲. (OOC.) #[QUEUE.]

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I hop on here for five minutes in between classes and everyone’s calling each other a dilf or a milf. just your average Tuesday

#WHATS HAPPENEIGN #i mean it’s true but ………… still #Norman: what is that. what? I’m a what? #𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲. (ooc.)

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Spider-Man 2 (2004) dir. Sam Raimi

#gif sets that make me emotional part 37294828 #HEADCANON THIS AS CLEARLY GOBLIN. LIKE SO CLEARLY. #remnants of him still haunt the damn house even after Norman is gone. and the goblin uses Norman’s image as a ways to get Harry on his side #:((( #I could write an essay about this #𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞. (FACE.) #𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫. (HARRY OSBORN.)

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𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃  𝐓𝐎  𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒  ,   𝐓𝐎  𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄   ,  𝐓𝐎  𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆  𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍  …    !!

#go follow right NEOW #wonderful wonderful content here #and we’ve already decided that this is Norman’s son now so HDHFJSJFH #(PROMO.)

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i am a tad written out for the day, as I’ve been writing lots between two blogs teehee. but, like this if you’re interested in me going through your meme tag and sending you a lil something !! ;]

#tiny png of Norman in my hand. quieres?? #𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲. (ooc.)

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there's something seriously wrong with you

yeah i've noticed for a while now but thanks for the reminder

#HDJDJFKEJ #𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. (MUSINGS.)

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d....dad???

“ oh, fantastic. i offer to pay for ONE cab, and now i’ve got another young man to look after — ?! “

he’s saying this as he pulls a pen from his front pocket to sign for adoption.

#TEEHEE #that’s not my son :/ and then someone tries sonny for five seconds and Norman is stepping up like DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM? DO WE?? #𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝! (answered.) #𝐡𝐫𝐫𝐫𝐠𝐡𝐡... 𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐢… (CRACK.) #first use of the crack tag and it’s so so good #herographed

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hi just thinking. who’s gonna let norman theoretically ( begrudgingly ) adopt their muse. hmm ? hmmmm ????

#thinking about Harry and getting emotioNAL again #norman is a SHIT dad but he’s mine now and I get to make him learn how to be a GOOD ONE #rich eccentric queer uncle anyone? #doesn’t know how to bond with you emotionally so he’s like stop crying. here’s 500 dollars. #𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲. (ooc.)

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send 📂 for a random headcanon ! some of norman's fondest memories are the early years of harry's life, and especially their early christmases together. times were difficult, no doubt, in emily's absence. nonetheless, norman worked tirelessly to give the boy the best holidays he could think of. emily's absence motivated norman to work even harder, if anything, to earn harry's affections. young harry was spoiled rotten with presents, amongst plenty of other things — trips around the country, and so many sweets that he could barely stomach anything else. one of harry's favorite gifts was when he and norman were able to go sailing together, one early janurary. both of them were freezing half to death, but they couldn't care less. harry was perched up on norman's shoulders while the two stood and watched a whale swim by. harry was full of giggles for the rest of the day, and would talk about their adventure for years to come. in recent times where norman and harry can barely see eye to eye, such memories are agonizingly prevalent.

#made mySELF SAD WITH THIS ONE HRRM #𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝! (ANSWERED.) #𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞! (HEADCANONS.) #cherryfinolahobbes

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send 📂 for a random headcanon ! whiiiiile i'm thinking about college norman — it's important for me to include my headcanon here that he purposefully grew out his hair in college, and ended up keeping it about shoulder-length through grad school. it was a real lady killer. it wasn't until after meeting emily that he made the decision to cut it and keep it short. in addition, he has always hated the idea of facial hair on himself, and is determined to remain clean-shaven for the rest of his days. the only exception to this little rule is post no way home, when he's honestly too shocked about things to give a shit. this is where his hair is at that terrible little in-between-short-and-long stage, and he's got a decent bit of scruff on his chin. ;)

#i think the post nwh gremlin mode norman is kinda sexy in a deranged donut eating way #𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞! (HEADCANONS.) #𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝! (ANSWERED.) #herographed